
"I was having so much fun with just myself and this ball. But then I want to take my panties off, but I don't just want to set them down, so I take them with me, but they are half way in...well you can guess where I stuffed them. Watch as I do my cartwheels and summersaults with a pair of panties half way...well just watch and you will see where these panties end up!"
Oh christ...perhaps it's because my sex drive is completely non-existant after work. But that sounds about as exciting as my cat pissing on the floor again.
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Tue 4 Sep 2007, 16:42,
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Oh christ...perhaps it's because my sex drive is completely non-existant after work. But that sounds about as exciting as my cat pissing on the floor again.

a strangely oily viscous quality to it that makes it difficult to mop up quickly and tends to make it seep rather annoyingly between the laminate on my floor. It has a strong ammonia like smell that doesn't seem to want to go away no matter how long you scub at it and the cat denys all knowledge. She's a little bastard.
For a fun prank, you can always try to soak it up with a clean towel, let the towel dry and fold neatly, ready for use by the next unsuspecting victim. I only do this if I'm feeling particularly cuntish/bored though. :)
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Tue 4 Sep 2007, 16:49,
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For a fun prank, you can always try to soak it up with a clean towel, let the towel dry and fold neatly, ready for use by the next unsuspecting victim. I only do this if I'm feeling particularly cuntish/bored though. :)

in fact i couldn't thik of anything more boring.
apart from me being sat here at work.
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Tue 4 Sep 2007, 16:46,
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apart from me being sat here at work.

where you can't see her mimsy
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