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# i used to work for dyson's during my university holidays
they were developing a new cleaner, which they had to make weaker because it would be able to stick to the celing
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 13:47, archived)
# do you live in Malmesbury then?

also - dysons are shit

too many silly plastic bits that break off and yes there's no bag to clog BUT THERE IS A FUCKING FILTER THAT DOES BAH!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 7 Sep 2007, 13:48, archived)
# did do yes
live amongst the smoking chimneys and workhouses of london now.

do you live near malmesbury?
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 13:52, archived)
# New Swindonia
I used to work in Malmesbury though in the Old Brewery off the square
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 7 Sep 2007, 13:59, archived)
# i refuse to step foot in swindon now
when i was 17-18 my friends always wanted to go to swindon for nights out rather than the better bristol.

i usually had such a shit time amoungst the slags and the chavs i vowed never to return. and i haven't in 10 years.
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 14:07, archived)
# I haven't been out in Swindon myself in at least 10 years
apart from my locals and I live as far from the centre as you can

You have made a wise choice
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 7 Sep 2007, 14:09, archived)
# *want one*!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 13:48, archived)
# "Spider-dyson, spider-dyson, does whatever a hoover does"
Nah, doesn't really work.
(Pachey, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 13:49, archived)
# "Does whatever a spider does" shorely?
Otherwise it'd be "Spider man, spider man, does whatever a man can"

=)

Also WOO about possibly making it to the Derby bash \o/


(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 13:53, archived)
# Tim Henman, Tim Henman
does whatever a hen can.
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 13:55, archived)
# YES
They must make and sell that cleaner NOW.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 13:50, archived)
# ^ this
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 13:54, archived)
# You hoover your ceiling?
Overly houseproud IMO
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 13:51, archived)
# and yet at the same time
it would still be unutterably shit, and expensive
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 14:05, archived)