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(, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 13:40, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahaha......
*click* more out of fear than anything else!!!
(, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 13:40, archived)
# Would that feline belong to that vacuum cleaner?
In other words, is that Henry's Cat?
(, Mon 10 Sep 2007, 21:46, archived)
# haha - what?
I received a serious injury from a henry hoover which happened to involve biology dissecting spikes
(, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 13:41, archived)
# by sticking your
penis in the sucky tube?
(, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 14:02, archived)
# no - not that time
the spikes had a bulbous handle - like bradawls.
we switched the Henry to blow and fed the spikes down the tube - handle first, then held a hand over the tube and switched it on.
Aimed at a door that was painted with target and let go. Fantastic way to play darts, until one of the spikes went straight through my hand


thank fuck someone asked :D
(, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 14:06, archived)
# That is awesome!
woo!
(, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 13:41, archived)
# hahaha!!
*clicks*
i have one of those hoovers!
(, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 13:41, archived)
# they're rubbish aren't they
well, mine was...
(, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 13:43, archived)
# no, mine is fantastic!!
nearly sucks the carpet up off the floor!
(, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 13:44, archived)
# i used to work for dyson's during my university holidays
they were developing a new cleaner, which they had to make weaker because it would be able to stick to the celing
(, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 13:47, archived)
# do you live in Malmesbury then?

also - dysons are shit

too many silly plastic bits that break off and yes there's no bag to clog BUT THERE IS A FUCKING FILTER THAT DOES BAH!
(, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 13:48, archived)
# did do yes
live amongst the smoking chimneys and workhouses of london now.

do you live near malmesbury?
(, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 13:52, archived)
# New Swindonia
I used to work in Malmesbury though in the Old Brewery off the square
(, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 13:59, archived)
# i refuse to step foot in swindon now
when i was 17-18 my friends always wanted to go to swindon for nights out rather than the better bristol.

i usually had such a shit time amoungst the slags and the chavs i vowed never to return. and i haven't in 10 years.
(, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 14:07, archived)
# I haven't been out in Swindon myself in at least 10 years
apart from my locals and I live as far from the centre as you can

You have made a wise choice
(, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 14:09, archived)
# *want one*!!!!
(, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 13:48, archived)
# "Spider-dyson, spider-dyson, does whatever a hoover does"
Nah, doesn't really work.
(, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 13:49, archived)
# "Does whatever a spider does" shorely?
Otherwise it'd be "Spider man, spider man, does whatever a man can"

=)

Also WOO about possibly making it to the Derby bash \o/


(, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 13:53, archived)
# Tim Henman, Tim Henman
does whatever a hen can.
(, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 13:55, archived)
# YES
They must make and sell that cleaner NOW.
(, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 13:50, archived)
# ^ this
(, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 13:54, archived)
# You hoover your ceiling?
Overly houseproud IMO
(, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 13:51, archived)
# and yet at the same time
it would still be unutterably shit, and expensive
(, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 14:05, archived)
# hehehehehe!
(, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 13:42, archived)
# ahaha
one thousand of my finest clicks
(, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 13:43, archived)
# awesomeness
(, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 13:44, archived)
# Hahaha
Ace!
(, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 13:44, archived)
# Ha ha ha - kitty nightmares!
Fantastic.

Please take this gift-wrapped woo.
(, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 13:45, archived)
# hahahha!
tomorrow night's nightmare: the putting up of the dreaded ironing board.

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(, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 13:51, archived)
# Absolutely
superb!
(, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 13:51, archived)
# hahaha!


'clicks'
(, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 13:53, archived)
# Henrys are awesome.
I've got a red one and it ruuuuules. It's my friend. *blarbles*
(, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 13:55, archived)
# Heh
lovely. Those hoovers are bastards.
(, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 13:55, archived)
# eeep!
*hides hoover in chest freezer*

woo :)
(, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 14:03, archived)
# LOL
My cat possibly has that very nightmare!

I love the Charlie-esk movements of the head
(, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 16:23, archived)
# My cat
will also vouch for this. you only need to open the cupboard henry is in for him to run like fuck. However George (the cat) things a Lawnmower is a toy to be played with. Nutjob.
(, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 16:51, archived)
# brilliant!
(, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 18:59, archived)
# Suddenly everything makes sense.
It’s like Christmas without the elderly relatives, and the death of lady Di without the 16,409 hours of TV coverage. Thanks.
(, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 1:22, archived)