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akzidenz grotesk ,
Fri 7 Sep 2007, 13:40,
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hahahahahahahahahaha......
*click* more out of fear than anything else!!!
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Fri 7 Sep 2007, 13:40,
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Would that feline belong to that vacuum cleaner?
In other words, is that Henry's Cat?
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eXOBeX ,
Mon 10 Sep 2007, 21:46,
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haha - what?
I received a serious injury from a henry hoover which happened to involve biology dissecting spikes
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Fri 7 Sep 2007, 13:41,
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by sticking your
penis in the sucky tube?
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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down ,
Fri 7 Sep 2007, 14:02,
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no - not that time
the spikes had a bulbous handle - like bradawls. we switched the Henry to blow and fed the spikes down the tube - handle first, then held a hand over the tube and switched it on. Aimed at a door that was painted with target and let go. Fantastic way to play darts, until one of the spikes went straight through my handthank fuck someone asked :D
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Fri 7 Sep 2007, 14:06,
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That is awesome!
woo!
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Fri 7 Sep 2007, 13:41,
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hahaha!!
*clicks* i have one of those hoovers!
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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag ,
Fri 7 Sep 2007, 13:41,
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they're rubbish aren't they
well, mine was...
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Fri 7 Sep 2007, 13:43,
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no, mine is fantastic!!
nearly sucks the carpet up off the floor!
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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag ,
Fri 7 Sep 2007, 13:44,
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i used to work for dyson's during my university holidays
they were developing a new cleaner, which they had to make weaker because it would be able to stick to the celing
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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com ,
Fri 7 Sep 2007, 13:47,
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do you live in Malmesbury then?
also - dysons are shit too many silly plastic bits that break off and yes there's no bag to clog BUT THERE IS A FUCKING FILTER THAT DOES BAH!
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Fri 7 Sep 2007, 13:48,
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did do yes
live amongst the smoking chimneys and workhouses of london now. do you live near malmesbury?
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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com ,
Fri 7 Sep 2007, 13:52,
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New Swindonia
I used to work in Malmesbury though in the Old Brewery off the square
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Fri 7 Sep 2007, 13:59,
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i refuse to step foot in swindon now
when i was 17-18 my friends always wanted to go to swindon for nights out rather than the better bristol. i usually had such a shit time amoungst the slags and the chavs i vowed never to return. and i haven't in 10 years.
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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com ,
Fri 7 Sep 2007, 14:07,
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I haven't been out in Swindon myself in at least 10 years
apart from my locals and I live as far from the centre as you can You have made a wise choice
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Fri 7 Sep 2007, 14:09,
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*want one*!!!!
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Fri 7 Sep 2007, 13:48,
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"Spider-dyson, spider-dyson, does whatever a hoover does"
Nah, doesn't really work.
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Pachey ,
Fri 7 Sep 2007, 13:49,
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"Does whatever a spider does" shorely?
Otherwise it'd be "Spider man, spider man, does whatever a man can" =)Also WOO about possibly making it to the Derby bash \o/
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Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What? ,
Fri 7 Sep 2007, 13:53,
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Tim Henman, Tim Henman
does whatever a hen can.
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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com ,
Fri 7 Sep 2007, 13:55,
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YES
They must make and sell that cleaner NOW.
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Smallbrainfield ,
Fri 7 Sep 2007, 13:50,
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^ this
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Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What? ,
Fri 7 Sep 2007, 13:54,
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You hoover your ceiling?
Overly houseproud IMO
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Fri 7 Sep 2007, 13:51,
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and yet at the same time
it would still be unutterably shit, and expensive
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Fri 7 Sep 2007, 14:05,
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hehehehehe!
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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback ,
Fri 7 Sep 2007, 13:42,
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ahaha
one thousand of my finest clicks
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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10 ,
Fri 7 Sep 2007, 13:43,
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awesomeness
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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com ,
Fri 7 Sep 2007, 13:44,
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Hahaha
Ace!
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The Coast Of Yemen ,
Fri 7 Sep 2007, 13:44,
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Ha ha ha - kitty nightmares!
Fantastic. Please take this gift-wrapped woo.
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Pachey ,
Fri 7 Sep 2007, 13:45,
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hahahha!
tomorrow night's nightmare: the putting up of the dreaded ironing board.
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Mousing ,
Fri 7 Sep 2007, 13:51,
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Absolutely
superb!
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Ttssattsr ,
Fri 7 Sep 2007, 13:51,
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hahaha!
'clicks'
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McBadger COW ,
Fri 7 Sep 2007, 13:53,
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Henrys are awesome.
I've got a red one and it ruuuuules. It's my friend. *blarbles*
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grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre ,
Fri 7 Sep 2007, 13:55,
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Heh
lovely. Those hoovers are bastards.
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PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal ,
Fri 7 Sep 2007, 13:55,
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eeep!
*hides hoover in chest freezer* woo :)
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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo ,
Fri 7 Sep 2007, 14:03,
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LOL
My cat possibly has that very nightmare! I love the Charlie-esk movements of the head
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flibblesan saw your mums cock ,
Fri 7 Sep 2007, 16:23,
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My cat
will also vouch for this. you only need to open the cupboard henry is in for him to run like fuck. However George (the cat) things a Lawnmower is a toy to be played with. Nutjob.
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DLT's Musical Bonanza is totting up the p ,
Fri 7 Sep 2007, 16:51,
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brilliant!
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Obz Click, ting, stamps ,
Fri 7 Sep 2007, 18:59,
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Suddenly everything makes sense.
It’s like Christmas without the elderly relatives, and the death of lady Di without the 16,409 hours of TV coverage. Thanks.
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mr ,
Sun 9 Sep 2007, 1:22,
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