From the The Secret Lives of Animals challenge. See all 354 entries (closed)
( , Fri 7 Sep 2007, 13:40, archived)
hahahahahahahahahaha......
*click* more out of fear than anything else!!!
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Fri 7 Sep 2007, 13:40,
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Would that feline belong to that vacuum cleaner?
In other words, is that Henry's Cat?
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Mon 10 Sep 2007, 21:46,
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haha - what?
I received a serious injury from a henry hoover which happened to involve biology dissecting spikes
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Fri 7 Sep 2007, 13:41,
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no - not that time
the spikes had a bulbous handle - like bradawls.
we switched the Henry to blow and fed the spikes down the tube - handle first, then held a hand over the tube and switched it on.
Aimed at a door that was painted with target and let go. Fantastic way to play darts, until one of the spikes went straight through my hand
thank fuck someone asked :D
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Fri 7 Sep 2007, 14:06,
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we switched the Henry to blow and fed the spikes down the tube - handle first, then held a hand over the tube and switched it on.
Aimed at a door that was painted with target and let go. Fantastic way to play darts, until one of the spikes went straight through my hand
thank fuck someone asked :D
no, mine is fantastic!!
nearly sucks the carpet up off the floor!
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Fri 7 Sep 2007, 13:44,
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i used to work for dyson's during my university holidays
they were developing a new cleaner, which they had to make weaker because it would be able to stick to the celing
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Fri 7 Sep 2007, 13:47,
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do you live in Malmesbury then?
also - dysons are shit
too many silly plastic bits that break off and yes there's no bag to clog BUT THERE IS A FUCKING FILTER THAT DOES BAH!
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Fri 7 Sep 2007, 13:48,
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also - dysons are shit
too many silly plastic bits that break off and yes there's no bag to clog BUT THERE IS A FUCKING FILTER THAT DOES BAH!
did do yes
live amongst the smoking chimneys and workhouses of london now.
do you live near malmesbury?
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Fri 7 Sep 2007, 13:52,
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do you live near malmesbury?
New Swindonia
I used to work in Malmesbury though in the Old Brewery off the square
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Fri 7 Sep 2007, 13:59,
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i refuse to step foot in swindon now
when i was 17-18 my friends always wanted to go to swindon for nights out rather than the better bristol.
i usually had such a shit time amoungst the slags and the chavs i vowed never to return. and i haven't in 10 years.
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Fri 7 Sep 2007, 14:07,
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i usually had such a shit time amoungst the slags and the chavs i vowed never to return. and i haven't in 10 years.
I haven't been out in Swindon myself in at least 10 years
apart from my locals and I live as far from the centre as you can
You have made a wise choice
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Fri 7 Sep 2007, 14:09,
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You have made a wise choice
"Spider-dyson, spider-dyson, does whatever a hoover does"
Nah, doesn't really work.
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Fri 7 Sep 2007, 13:49,
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and yet at the same time
it would still be unutterably shit, and expensive
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Fri 7 Sep 2007, 14:05,
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Ha ha ha - kitty nightmares!
Fantastic.
Please take this gift-wrapped woo.
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Fri 7 Sep 2007, 13:45,
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Please take this gift-wrapped woo.
Henrys are awesome.
I've got a red one and it ruuuuules. It's my friend. *blarbles*
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Fri 7 Sep 2007, 13:55,
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LOL
My cat possibly has that very nightmare!
I love the Charlie-esk movements of the head
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Fri 7 Sep 2007, 16:23,
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I love the Charlie-esk movements of the head