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# and a million busy-body parents have to explain to their kids that Maddy was killed by her Mummy or Daddy
What a turkey shoot
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 16:19, archived)
# Are you really going to Derby?
(Pachey, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 16:20, archived)
# I certainly reckon so
Just a couple of sticking points, transport-wise, but yeh I'd love to see you all again

And hopefully be able to talk to you this time :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 16:22, archived)
# Yes, you didn't talk to me last time :(
And I was too scared to talk to you.
(Pachey, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 16:24, archived)
# oh noes! :(
I'm fluffy. Getting fluffier every month :)

To be honest last time was London - and that pub was fecking awful. I had to literally scream to talk with people and I hate that. I'm a quiet chap, you see ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 16:26, archived)
# No, it wasn't that
I like that pub.
(Pachey, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 16:27, archived)
# you were too busy talking to me
cos you love me
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 16:30, archived)
# Oh yeah
*blushes*
(Pachey, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 16:39, archived)
# Everything I say is my opinion only :)
And for me it was the pub - or the night - either way, local drunkards snorting vodka shots and screaming "WHO ARE YA WHO ARE YA" at a silent Sky Sports Plasma screen isn't much fun for me. That's why the b3ta room at Derby sounds grand :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 16:31, archived)
# I might go too
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 16:26, archived)
# Really?
Or are you just messing?
(Pachey, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 16:28, archived)
# i'm thinking about it,
dixon's blackmailing me
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 16:28, archived)
# Blackmail is such a dirty word.
Actually I am helping my lovely bloke improve his English and asked him if he knew what "Blackmail" meant. He looked puzzled and then replied "coloured man?"
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 16:34, archived)
# Oh bless
(Pachey, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 16:42, archived)
# Walking my dog through the park
I overheard an argument over blackmail

I've barely slept since.
(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 16:37, archived)
# i need more details
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 16:50, archived)
# The trauma's too great
and my publicist has advised me to keep quiet until the press conference

www.youtube.com/watch?v=jkyYKDIC5wI
(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 16:53, archived)
# hello handsome
*hug*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 16:21, archived)
# hullo sexeh pance :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 16:23, archived)
# this is the new tattoo i'm going to get
www3.barnesy.org/board/7589287

what do you think?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 16:24, archived)
# hmm not sure tbh
I'm loving the idea - I see a big laughing muppety face though :/

sorry :(
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 16:28, archived)
# look at the monitor
not the mirror!

sorry, couldn't help it.

damn it man! now i see that too!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 16:30, archived)
# I'm office-lolling and feeling really sorry I said it now
How about a pint in Derby? :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 16:32, archived)
# make it a whiskey and i'm yours
erm...i mean and you're on!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 16:57, archived)
# I think the majority of marriages fail eventually
so you are statistically likely to be left with a permanent mark that stirs up awkward memories. Put it on some part of you you can't easily see.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 16:37, archived)
# ....and then send Dixon a photo of it
:P
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 16:37, archived)
# perhaps Maddie's actually killed *them*
and is wearing their skin as a body suit

after being left on her own to watch Silence of the Lambs
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 16:22, archived)
# A bit like that alien at the start of Men in Black?
*glees at the idea*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 16:23, archived)
# *lotions basket*
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 16:24, archived)
# "It puts the lotion on its skin...
or else it gets the hose again!"
(I helped save b3ta! Cocksure, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 16:48, archived)
# pffffft
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 16:27, archived)
# /\ this /\ indeed
Can't do them fancy arrows
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 16:27, archived)
# Is there no carrot above the '6' on your keyboard?
Shift+6 doesn't work?
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 16:30, archived)
# ^
Shit.

Thanks Heffrey.

:o)
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 16:32, archived)
# \o/
Yay! I helped someone today!

Now I can go back to being a miserable SOB.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 16:42, archived)
# *discovers hidden vegetable patch*
genius!
(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 16:34, archived)
# caret
/pedant
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 16:44, archived)
# Take your caret and shove it
...into Frosty the Snowman's face.

(Honestly, I knew it wasn't 'carrot', but couldn't remember which of the various spellings to use.)
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 16:51, archived)
# awww
*fluff-glomps*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 16:52, archived)