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# eek
alien invasion!!

run for the hills!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 18:30, archived)
# OOOOOOOOH LAAAAAAAA!
la! /french aliens
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 18:32, archived)
# IT'S THE FUCKING SPACE LEMONS
I KNEW IT, I'VE CREATED A MONSTER
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 18 Sep 2007, 18:33, archived)
# yay!
fianlly this stupid human race will be wiped out, and us monkeys will inherit this planet.

And finally the truth about that "William Shakespear" will be revealed.
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 18:34, archived)
# you know that infinite typewriters, infinite monkeys thing?
one of those infinites is redundant. either you need one (immortal) monkey and an infinite amount of time. or and infinite amount of monkeys and the time it takes to type one letter.

hmmm. considers thoughtfully
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 18:37, archived)
# I always thought this (not quite so eloquently)
I'm glad I'm not a freak
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 18 Sep 2007, 18:39, archived)
# step 2:
take the remaining ∞-1 monkeys AND CONQUER THE WORLD!!!
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 18 Sep 2007, 18:42, archived)
# Step 3: Make Charlton Heston movie
Step 4: Profit
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 18 Sep 2007, 18:44, archived)
# I always though that the amount of monkeys is finite
and they all have to sit in a room.

And have meetings, steering commitees. power point presentations, focus groups and such things.
That explains the need of infinite time.
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 18:43, archived)
# pfft
the webcomic www.goats.com has thoughts along this line.
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 18:44, archived)
# Goatse has it's own webcomic?
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 18 Sep 2007, 18:48, archived)
# mind aboggles
but thankfully no. just a horrible coinkydink.
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 18:51, archived)
# partially GC mate.
Was on the links board a while ago

still bloody scary...
(stinkbone : Devon's only wastrel (well in the posh bit), Tue 18 Sep 2007, 18:34, archived)
# a while like a couple of hours?
besides THIS IS /BOARD!!! not some silly /links

guardian article of today
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 18:39, archived)
# master of the obvious
"None of the meteorites that fall in Peru and make perforations of varied sizes are harmful for people, unless they fall on a house,"
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 18:42, archived)
# I feel bad laughing about developing world science but...
A member of the National Academy of Sciences, Modesto Montoya, told the state press agency that a fallen meteorite did not present any danger unless it hit some structure on impact.

They are getting sick, you idiot.
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 18:49, archived)
# maybe they really don't represent a risk
unless they crash into a chemical dump and the waste leaks out through the broken structure :)

hehe

goes to show tho, all it takes is the right kind of bad luck and we are royally fucked
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 19:02, archived)
# oh
I don't follow /links

it is a scary place
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 18:47, archived)
# ...Slowly, and surely, they drew their plans against us...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 18:43, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/7626650
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 18:48, archived)
# I'm going to have to fire up that album now...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 18:51, archived)
# *stocks up on head&shoulders*

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 18 Sep 2007, 18:45, archived)
# knees&toes
knees&toes
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 18:51, archived)