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# Nicely done!
TJ: I'm never going to be able to sleep again.
In English this morning, the guy next to me let out an almighty fart, and he looked shocked..I was soon to find out why.

He reached into his underwear, and when he pulled his hand back out, it turns out he'd followed through. Alot. That kid needs to see a doctor (Of the head kind, also)

*shudder*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:56, archived)
# O_o
Haha
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:58, archived)
# admit it, you got a hard-on

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:58, archived)
# Ha!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 16:00, archived)
# It was there when I woke up and it just won't go away!!!!!
people keep trying not to stare at it, but I know they are... I got up from the table after a meeting and nearly too the table with me
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 16:02, archived)
# Haha
TJJ: I've been trying to conquer my fear of spiders by infesting my bedroom with them, and trying to live with them in peace.
I killed one yesterday, and felt really bad - I think I'm growing attatched to them.
I just managed to hold one of the newborns :)
Any ideas for names? Or should I just call them all Dave?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 16:06, archived)
# Spiders are great
there's a big one that lives in our living room

I turn the telly off when it's about, so I can hear it walking
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 16:07, archived)
# Like the sound of 2 horses galloping
I've had a couple of those, they like the chimneybreast for some reason
(I helped save b3ta! Want Bartender Time gentlemen please.., Fri 21 Sep 2007, 16:10, archived)
# the cat eats all mine
*crunch crunch*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 16:12, archived)
# My cat has no teeth
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 17:19, archived)
# Dave should suffice
don't go as far as Milkman Dan though
www.tomkitching.co.uk/spider/spider.html
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 21 Sep 2007, 16:10, archived)
# THAT'S THE MOST MINGING BLOG I'VE EVER SEEN. GODDAMN I HATE SPIDERS!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 16:14, archived)
# its tech term
is "SHART"
half shit half fart.
(I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:58, archived)
#
Tom Brown's Poo Days
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 15:59, archived)
# they're still teaching ENGLISH?
you want to get in on that Mandarin action, one step ahead of the game sunshine, that's where you need to be!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 16:01, archived)
# We were trying to read Silas Marner at the time.
I'm just glad he didn't wipe any on me.

I bet he's fucking glad it's friday.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 16:03, archived)
# ah, so friday is Pants Changing Day?

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 21 Sep 2007, 16:08, archived)
# Silas Fucking Marner
I feel your pain

this is one of the dullest books ever
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 16:08, archived)
# Nah - The General Prologue is far FAR worse
/dropped out of this course at A level blog
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 16:11, archived)
# fucking hell
middle english at 'a' level? you poor bastard!

/did something easy like Graham Greene blog
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 16:14, archived)
# Seriously - It was crap.
I despise Chaucer. I was scarred for life - SCARRED I TELL YA!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 16:22, archived)
# was it a nutty butty?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 16:06, archived)
# You do realise that you are now going to be referred to as 'The kid who hangs around with the Poo-kid'
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 16:06, archived)
# Well he is now :)
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 16:07, archived)
# Where the hell do you go to school?
Incontinent children and knowing all sorts of rude words.

I used to worry about the young 'uns on b3ta but now I think I should be more worried about the sheltered older folk.
(Pachey, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 16:09, archived)
# I've been off work since Wednesday due to the world falling out of my ass
therefore I darent let the toothless one utter as much as a syllable without running to the crapper first.
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Fri 21 Sep 2007, 16:15, archived)