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(, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 4:57, archived)
# Very nice!
I like the gradient and the hair looks interesting too =]

Yet another woosome piece of work
(, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 4:59, archived)
# ARE YOU INTIMIDATED?
(, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 4:59, archived)
# WATCH CLOSELY AS I SPIT ICE CUBES WHILE I TALK
(, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 5:03, archived)
# ARE YOU INTIMIDATED?
(, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 5:05, archived)
# NOT YET, PIPSQUEAK.
(, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 6:17, archived)
# BIZZZAROOOOOOOOOOOOO
(, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 6:21, archived)
# I CAN STAND OVER YOU AND I'M ONLY FIVE EIGHT.
(, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 6:47, archived)
# ARE YOU INTIMIDATED?
(, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 6:52, archived)
# MY CALF MUSCLES WILL END YOU.
(, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 6:54, archived)
# why did you call your calf "muscles"?
(, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 7:19, archived)
# THAT IS JUST A NICKNAME.
 
HIS REAL NAME IS BOB HAWKE (DECEASED).
(, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 7:33, archived)
# I am dealing with a project manager called Bob Hawke at the moment.
/fact.
Have I made shitty politically related jokes?
NO!
/another fact
(, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 7:36, archived)
# SOMEONE MAKE A FUCKING IMAGE!!!!
(, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 7:38, archived)
# NOW LOOK WHAT YOU MADE ME DO.
(, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 7:59, archived)
# SO IT IS YOU THAT IS DOCTOR DYSLEXIA!!!
(, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 8:24, archived)
# I RESPECT AND ADMIRE HER, BUT I AM NOT HER.
(, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 8:29, archived)
# I AM CURRENLTY LISTENING TO:
NEROLI

Edit: I think it has a mind-control thing that keeps making me put it back on.
(, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 5:05, archived)
# I AM CURRENTLY LISTENING TO:
44 PEOPLE SELLING WINE OVER THE TELEPHONE
(, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 5:06, archived)
# ARE YOU INTIMIDATED?
(, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 5:07, archived)
# I will start saying this to the Blood I work with
(, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 5:16, archived)
# I just answered my phone like that - it was my boss (I get caller ID)
He said that he was and hung up.
(, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 5:18, archived)
# haha
I love your boss.
(, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 5:44, archived)
# HAHAHA
If I could hear that right now, I'd be terrified.

Edit: Now I come to think of it I can no longer see the logic of making a piece of mind-control music which just makes you listen to it again.
(, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 5:07, archived)
# These days I wake up in the middle of the night hearing it.
(, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 5:11, archived)
# does it make you vomit?
(, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 5:16, archived)
# HAHHA
That could well have been the problem.
(, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 5:17, archived)
# Can I be on your ignore list too?
(, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 5:19, archived)
# Netiquette.
(, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 5:22, archived)
# I'll have to edit my profile tonight as I'm using barnesy right now.
(, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 5:25, archived)
# thankyou sir
(, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 5:29, archived)
# Christ, I just spent actual time reading that.
I READ IT.
(, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 5:24, archived)
# I just hope it helped you in some way or another.
(, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 5:30, archived)
# LIKE I NEEDED ANOTHER REASON TO KICK MY OWN ARSE.
(, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 6:17, archived)
# ARE YOU INTIMIDATED?
(, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 6:24, archived)
# WAIT, I'LL GO SHOUT AT MYSELF IN THE MIRROR FOR ANOTHER TEN MINUTES
(, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 6:30, archived)
# Try wanking,
it is much quicker.
(, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 6:34, archived)
# I AM MOSTLY ABOUT THE FOREPLAY.
(, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 6:46, archived)
# ARE YOU FREAKED OUT YET?
BIZARRRROOOOOOOO
(, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 7:30, archived)
# TUMESCENCE SEQUENCE INITIATED
(, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 7:34, archived)
# HEE-HAW!
(, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 8:08, archived)
# I READ ALL THAT FOR A PUN?

(, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 8:00, archived)
# If I could make mind control music,
I'd probably just get people to drag their bum on the floor like a dog with worms.
(, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 5:32, archived)
# WELL IT WORKED FOR FATBOY SLIM.
(, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 6:13, archived)
# If I really like something, I'll listen to it repetitively for a couple of months.
 
Just at the moment that's the Fratellis' Costello Music.
(, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 6:13, archived)
# For me it is Get 'em high by stanton warriors
(, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 6:20, archived)
# THAT IS A GOOD BIZNESS PLAN.
(, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 6:29, archived)
# I wish I could look at youtube from my work computer.
(, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 6:35, archived)
# GO ASK YOUR BOSS IF YOU CAN WATCH IT ON HIS.
 
IT IS FOR BIZNESS.
(, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 6:45, archived)
# HE CAN'T GET IT EITHER.
THIS IS SO UNPROFESSIONAL
(, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 6:50, archived)
# HOW CAN HE GET RESPECT IF HE CAN'T EVEN GET YOUTUBE?
 
SOMEONE UPSTAIRS NEEDS A GOOD KICKING.
(, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 6:53, archived)
# THIS COULD BE A GOOD TEAM-BUILDING EXERCISE FOR YOUR DEPARTMENT.
(, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 7:03, archived)
# THIS IS A GOODPLAN.
(, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 7:10, archived)
# YOU GET THE ANKLES AND I'LL GET THE WRISTS
(, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 7:12, archived)
# AND I'LL GET HIM FROM BEHIND
(, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 7:23, archived)
# I'd forgotten just how awesome this video is.
 
www.ifilm.com/video/2790136/artist/487169

(ignore the fifteen second ads that load first - and the release date was 1995 not 2006)
(, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 7:43, archived)
# YES.
(, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 7:46, archived)
# is there any escape from no(i)se?!
(, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 5:12, archived)
# Well I had a noiseless version
but it was looking a bit flat, and I haven't done anything noisy in a while.
(, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 5:18, archived)
# USE CAPS THEN!
(, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 5:21, archived)
# i like the noise.
the only reason i mentioned it (other than the fact that bringing up negativland is always good) is that it seemed like a 'clever' (meaning not-so clever) way to point out that she's got no nose.
(, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 5:26, archived)
# Haha
yeah well I somehow managed to miss that. Your reference. I missed the nose too obviously but that was on purpose.
TUESDAY: DOESN'T FEEL LIKE A NOSE DAY TO ME
(, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 5:29, archived)
# heh. you missed the nose bit or the negativland bit?
perhaps we should institute 'no-nose tuesday', which would really muck up the L-platers.
(, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 5:32, archived)
# Hell I completely forgot about that
I've hardly been around. How was it today?
(, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 5:34, archived)
# no idea, i showed up late.
saw one post on the first page, it referenced some brit thing i wasn't familiar with but aside form a temporary redex it was otherwise fine.
(, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 5:35, archived)
# There were some highs, some lows.
Same as any other tuesday.

There were more hamtouchers than L platers though, seemed a little sparse.
(, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 5:38, archived)
# Is that a song by the Divinyls?
(, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 5:33, archived)
# It definitely should be
(, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 5:34, archived)
# TUESDAY: DOESN'T FEEL LIKE A NOSE DAY TO ME
NO SHOES DAY: DON'T THINK I CAN SHOW JOI D'VIVRE
(, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 5:53, archived)
# But how does it smell?
/falls for obvious reply trick
(, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 5:15, archived)
# Like my dog.
(, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 5:22, archived)
# wet or dry?
(, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 5:25, archived)
# My dog is made of wet and dry paper
Her name is Sandy
(, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 5:32, archived)
# your joke just made me grit my teeth.
(, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 5:32, archived)
# It's not a joke
But anyway. It doesn't smell.

I killed and ate it, thus negating it's conscious presence and eliminating the personal identification of smells amongst all other senses.

However, the corpse, smells terrible.
(, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 5:49, archived)
# Here is how this makes me feel.
I think it's simplicity. Or maybe the cleanliness of your work.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=19O6ZaZWTTI

God, this is a pretty good video.
(, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 5:21, archived)
# I thought you'd changed the picture to a blue one, but then I realised that I'd just selected it.
(, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 6:45, archived)
# I think I like the blue one better.
(, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 6:47, archived)
# PRESS CTRL-A FOR THE HIDDEN PICTURE.
(, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 6:56, archived)
# CLOSE YOUR EYES AND HOLD DOWN CTRL-N FOR 10 SECONDS.
(, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 7:41, archived)
# This is as ace as ever sir.
'ning
(, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 7:53, archived)