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# I had a seagull land on my shoulder and bite my ear in Padstow
so I would scream and drop my chips. The fucker nearly pulled it off, but I hung onto those chips like my life depended on it.
(, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 12:05, archived)
# Cor, well done!
*pats on back*

*watches chips fall to floor and seagull swoop in*

...um, sorry mate
(, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 12:10, archived)
# Birds are smart little fuckers
you seen the Crows/ravens/black coloured Birds in Japan that use the passing traffic to crack nuts and wait for the green crossing man till they go pick up the pieces so as not to get run over?
(, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 12:12, archived)
# That's more evolution
and natural selection than being smart.

All the birds that crossed when the man was red died and so couldn't pass on their genes.
The birds that preferred to wait for a green signal lived and bred.
Soon all the birds in the world will only move when a green stick figure is visible. It's the future.
(, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 12:23, archived)
# It's a learned skill rather than a genetic trait, though.
It may well be that the birds that use the cars to crack nuts are more intelligent, thus they survive to make more birds. What will happen to them if the sequence of the lights change or we run out of oil is another matter.*

*We'll probably start hunting birds for a start.
(, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 13:06, archived)
# Wow
I hadn't, but just found it
I know that family of birds in particular can be smart, but it's still pretty damn cool to see
(, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 12:27, archived)
# I met some birds in New Zealand called Kea
that pull the rubber out from the back window of you car so they can get in and steal stuff.

Here is a picture of one: flickr.com/photos/rick01/298537515/in/set-72157594378313704/
(, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 12:34, archived)
# Is that your flickr account?
There are some great photos on there, it looks amazing in New Zealand

*pushes up list of places she wants to visit*
(, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 12:58, archived)