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(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:50, archived)
# this is making my brain hurt Jessie
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:51, archived)
# YAY :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:52, archived)
# tell it to stop
we like Jessie
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 12:27, archived)
# Who is falling through the board?
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:52, archived)
# Other way around
*does demonstrative hand gestures*

It's an escape!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:53, archived)
# so you're escaping from the board into transparancy?
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:56, archived)
# Nope
They're escaping from the dullness and futility of the 'underglass area'...or summat

Damn it man! stop making me sound like a poncy emo!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:57, archived)
# *buys you black hair dye and a set of thick rimmed glasses*
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:58, archived)
# *shoots with tranquilzer*
/ac
(Azzek!, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 12:00, archived)
# mum?!
*fears*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:52, archived)
# Don't worry son
It will all be ok soon
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:53, archived)
# it will!
cool!
*wanders off*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:54, archived)
# Christ.


I'm a bit worried for him/her. Think of the wounds a nuddy person could get from that glass.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:52, archived)
# Hmm. Interesting.
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:54, archived)
# Can I make a suggestion for an improvement to the image?


Huh? Please?
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:55, archived)
# Bigger hole?
More convincing wall/rip?
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:56, archived)
# Make the black lines
on the rip much narrower and a dark grey. They need only be a couple of pixels wide to get the right effect I'd say.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:58, archived)
# Yes
This is very good advice. I thought of doing that when I uploaded the image (I actually made it a while ago but never posted it), but then couldn't be bothered to go back into Photoshop because I feel like someone has stuffed most of a large melted cheese up my nostrils, which has cooled to a tacky mess and is making its way back out in awkward and disgusting increments. Some of it may also be lining my throat, but it's obviously long out of date because every now and then I can taste it, and it's vile and is making me want to puke.

/man flu

Thank you for the advice, I like this image enough to probably get around to doing that at some later point :)

Edit: originally it was going to be a wall rather than just a thin rip, which is why it's like that, but I obviously got distracted with other ideas and never stood back to notice
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 12:04, archived)
# jeezus - that sounds utterly rank.
*feels even more sick now*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 12:06, archived)
# Heheh. You can never quite trust a conversation with Jessie ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 12:08, archived)
# Thank you for that.

In this age of information it is important to provide as much detail as possible, especially in matters of mucus.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 12:09, archived)
# Just be thankful I didn't describe the state of my head, aching body, and general bodily functions!
Believe me, it gets worse
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 12:12, archived)
# My joints are achy
they are calling it the 'Freshers Flu' round these here parts
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 26 Sep 2007, 12:13, archived)
# oops
blimey Jess


nice work
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:52, archived)
# Really?!
Cor!

I was pretty happy with it, but my stuff still never seems to get any real fans.
I just figured it was because I was pants ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:55, archived)
# i'm a big fan!!


*blows cool air*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:57, archived)
#
© Tom O'Connor Jokebook 1972
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 12:01, archived)
# that was 7 years before i was born!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 12:04, archived)
# My point entirely - a very, very old joke.
;)

Edit: Christ, you're just a wee nipper!

*offers shiny sixpence to buy sweets with*
there ya go, lad
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 12:07, archived)
# thanks gramps!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 12:13, archived)
# Never a problem, you young roister-doister, you
*cuffs round ear, albeit a little too strongly*

;)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 12:15, archived)
# *lies, unconcious, on the floor*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 12:20, archived)
# *helps back up*
Sorry, lad.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 12:20, archived)
# who're you?
where am i?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 12:24, archived)
# ooh, I like that!


Edit: Source
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:52, archived)
# hehe :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:53, archived)
# That's feckin wonderful!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:54, archived)
# Hahah, I saw that on YouTube the other day
Really made me laugh. They thought it was really amusing until he actually ran off with the goods, and they couldn't get it back again
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:59, archived)
# I had a seagull land on my shoulder and bite my ear in Padstow
so I would scream and drop my chips. The fucker nearly pulled it off, but I hung onto those chips like my life depended on it.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 12:05, archived)
# Cor, well done!
*pats on back*

*watches chips fall to floor and seagull swoop in*

...um, sorry mate
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 12:10, archived)
# Birds are smart little fuckers
you seen the Crows/ravens/black coloured Birds in Japan that use the passing traffic to crack nuts and wait for the green crossing man till they go pick up the pieces so as not to get run over?
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 26 Sep 2007, 12:12, archived)
# That's more evolution
and natural selection than being smart.

All the birds that crossed when the man was red died and so couldn't pass on their genes.
The birds that preferred to wait for a green signal lived and bred.
Soon all the birds in the world will only move when a green stick figure is visible. It's the future.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 12:23, archived)
# It's a learned skill rather than a genetic trait, though.
It may well be that the birds that use the cars to crack nuts are more intelligent, thus they survive to make more birds. What will happen to them if the sequence of the lights change or we run out of oil is another matter.*

*We'll probably start hunting birds for a start.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 13:06, archived)
# Wow
I hadn't, but just found it
I know that family of birds in particular can be smart, but it's still pretty damn cool to see
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 12:27, archived)
# I met some birds in New Zealand called Kea
that pull the rubber out from the back window of you car so they can get in and steal stuff.

Here is a picture of one: flickr.com/photos/rick01/298537515/in/set-72157594378313704/
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 12:34, archived)
# Is that your flickr account?
There are some great photos on there, it looks amazing in New Zealand

*pushes up list of places she wants to visit*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 12:58, archived)
# there IS no escape.
nicely.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:53, archived)
# Nah. But it fills the days
Thanks :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:59, archived)
# *in Keanu Reeves 'Neo' voice*
Woah....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 11:54, archived)
# Duuuuuuude
...like...

duuude
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 12:00, archived)
# we're going to jail Dude
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 26 Sep 2007, 12:02, archived)
#
Re: what you were saying a few replies ^ up there. I think your stuff is great!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 12:03, archived)
# Thank you!
I actually really appreciate that
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 12:06, archived)
# gøød but could you make i a bit bigger I can't see it
(I helped save b3ta! w3rthers because you're someone very special too, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 12:10, archived)
# Humour, I think you'll find, Smethers, is something you won't be needing on the fourth floor.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 12:13, archived)
# ?!
It's 36k and doesn't even come close to involving any side scrolling...where's the problem?

(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 12:14, archived)
#
anyone using scandinavian vowel characters when writing english clearly has issues - I wouldn't worry
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 12:17, archived)
# ........Marvelous!
..............Image Hosted by ImageShack.us.............

(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 12:13, archived)
# ~swish~
~swoosh~

Thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 12:16, archived)
# what the...?
Erm...woo?
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 12:19, archived)
# Thanks!
...I think
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 12:20, archived)
# I think it's probably good
but it's doing my nut in too much for me to tell for sure.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 12:22, archived)
# Let me get in the long line of admirers
Woo!

Do we get hugs for liking this too?
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 26 Sep 2007, 12:33, archived)