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# trying to make a financial services white paper 'look more sexy'
*polishes turd*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 11:28, archived)
# add tits
it works with most furry animals
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 11:31, archived)
# rewrite it so that it sounds like a penthouse letter's page
i was working late, and the financial ramifications of corporate borrowing rang me on my personal extension
'what are you wearing?' she asked. 'i'm naked except for devaluation of currency, with all frilly bits up the side' she continued.
i pushed my work aside and unleashed my burgeoning erection.
'tell me more, deconstruct the total GDP of UK industry, baby'

etc
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 11:34, archived)
# hahahahaha
they're 'open to all ideas', apparently

*foresees words-eating*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 11:35, archived)
# that actually produces a tiny stir of arousal
thanks to the memory of many youthful days bashing one out over a tattered railway siding copy of "snatch enthusiast".
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 11:36, archived)
# this did it for me.
photofile.ru/photo/fishki_net/3143391/66547384.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 11:39, archived)
# as if I'd click that
in this thread
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 11:40, archived)
# it's safe i promise.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 11:41, archived)
# as if I'd trust that
on this board
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 11:43, archived)
# hahaha
it's staying blue here, too
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 11:41, archived)
# it's your loss
*feels hurt that his honour is being questioned
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 11:44, archived)
# i clicked it
and it's very cute
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 11:44, archived)
# see, i told you so.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 11:46, archived)
# so did I
and it's indeed both cute and yifferiffic
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 11:47, archived)
# hahaha
TGMTFH
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 11:44, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 11:36, archived)
# I think you've been watching too much
corporate accountancy porn.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 11:36, archived)
#
what is this "too much"?
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 11:38, archived)
# Debbie does Dividends?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 11:57, archived)