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# *risks a flaming for no funnies*
It's been ages since i posted anything.....at all.
Just been dicking around with the online photo editor at www.picnik.com and i'm quite pleased with results that are achievable.
I thought i'd share them here with the enticing offer of a free wallpaper.
I know real photos are normally quite ill-received here, but it is edited, quite heavily. enjoy. or not. as the case may be.
Soooooo many words...



Click for wallpapery


Also, click for biggest edited And Click for the original
(, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 11:44, archived)
# I love you!


(, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 11:45, archived)
# I'd pretend to love you
to get you to sleep with me.

P.s. pic is quite woosome mr OP. It has a certain something.
(, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 11:46, archived)
# Mr OP?
(, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 11:50, archived)
# Orrrrrrrrriginal Poster
I.e. him up there

edit: more helpfully, YOU!
(, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 11:56, archived)
# oh i see, Tah!!
(, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 12:00, archived)
# I love you more
(, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 11:49, archived)
# *flames*
Nah, it's nice that :-)
(, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 11:45, archived)
# vary saxy mastar spam!
me likey

edit: although i did read it as 'no furries' for a second
(, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 11:46, archived)
# tah!
EDIT: none of them either, i aint no paed o' phile
(, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 11:49, archived)
# Shall I post all my photos now?
(, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 11:46, archived)
# All except the ones in your 'special' folder...
(, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 11:46, archived)
# Ha ha.

My special folder consists of 58,559 naughty photographs that I own the copyright to. This is a true fact.
(, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 11:48, archived)
# :)
have you ever looked into licensing your content?
(, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 11:50, archived)
# No,
but when I quit this job (soon) I intend to start taking subscriptions to the site. A few quid a year per subscription; that ought to get me a nice bit of pocket money.
(, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 11:52, archived)
# good idea
it doesn't even have to be that much if you've got lots of members
(, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 11:55, archived)
# o_O
that's some pretty niche porn we are talking about ....
(, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 11:56, archived)
# Exactly so,
the only problem is the payment gateway, in order to take cards.
They all seem to need a merchant account and a monthly subscription, which is usually a bit pricey.
(, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 11:57, archived)
# 58559?
Excellent!
(, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 11:51, archived)
# *click*
58,560
(, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 11:52, archived)
# Any excuse.
:p
(, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 11:54, archived)
# yeah fuck it
go on then
one new thread per pic please
(, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 11:47, archived)
# All posted one after the other, or spaced out a bit?
(, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 11:49, archived)
# in one big batch please
(, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 11:52, archived)
# Damn.

I've not uploaded my latest photos to my server. I'll have to do it some other day.
(, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 11:53, archived)
# no thank'ee
(, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 11:48, archived)
# it reminds me of the Lomo stuff
i like it
(, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 11:47, archived)
# funny you should say that,
it was taken with a lomo fisheye
(, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 11:49, archived)
# *wants*
(, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 11:50, archived)
#
t k
(, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 11:51, archived)
# I need to rest first
(, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 11:53, archived)
# I want this one
(, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 11:51, archived)
# Is that a ghost in the background?
(, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 12:01, archived)
# nope, 'tis my mate Dave.
he a policeperson
(, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 12:06, archived)