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# but wait!
.... there is!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:12, archived)
# There IS?!
GLEEDOM
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:13, archived)
# yes
... so I'm told.

It's your job to go on a quest and find it. It's going to be devilish dangerous... but there will be rewards!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:16, archived)
# Quest? There's a quest?
Can I join?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:17, archived)
# yes
you'll need your own sword and sarnies... probably a change of underwear.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:19, archived)
# Sword - check
Sarnies - check
Underwear - meh, why bother?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:25, archived)
# they only chaffe
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:34, archived)
# And ultimately get in the way
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:35, archived)
# too true!!
*discards undies*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:36, archived)
# Found it
*eats cookies*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:29, archived)
# *pouts*
But there was a quest!

Just cos you've had some today...
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:31, archived)
# okay
new quest... you'll still need your sword and your sarnies...

break into my house and tie yourself to my bed... GO!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:32, archived)
# Right, play the mission music!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:34, archived)
# *presses play*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:36, archived)
# *attempts to get in through half-open window*
*gets stuck*

Bugger.
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:37, archived)
# That sounds like jealousy
(Pachey, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:33, archived)
# Hell yes
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:34, archived)
# Aww, I'm sorry :(
Your quest sounds fun though? and...and not whorish either?

um...
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:37, archived)
# *points towards JJ's tummybutton*
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:16, archived)
# You'll have to dig out the lint first....
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:20, archived)
# But it's so velvety-soft
Like unnecessarily-expensive toilet paper.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:21, archived)