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(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:05, archived)
# yes, but cubes don't roll away from you.
ps: how's my *ahem* "order" coming along?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:06, archived)
# Should be finished this evening.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:07, archived)
# SHIFTY GOINGS ON
I LIKE IT =]
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:08, archived)
# :)
*turns up collar*
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:08, archived)
# have you been 'saving up'?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:10, archived)
# "Saving up" for
"making the picture"?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:16, archived)
# yes
with special ink
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:17, archived)
# ning Rocky
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:19, archived)
# Intriguing!
wonders what it can be...
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:18, archived)
# I'm guessing Pr0n
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:21, archived)
# With squirrel tails?
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:22, archived)
# of course
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:26, archived)
# And big knockers?
Good.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:30, archived)
# You need to ask?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:45, archived)
# I'm just checking
Sometimes people go funny and do strange things.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:49, archived)
# i hate it when that happens.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:07, archived)
# It's even worse when they burn your toes
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:08, archived)
# After we met the Pope, the Archbishops and I went to a strip club for the evening.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:07, archived)
# Are you Gerry McCann?
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:20, archived)
# *splutters*
hahahahhahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:22, archived)
# Might be.
Might be.


*leaks rumour of Maddy being spotted in pleasant holiday location to the press*

*receives funding from millionaires to spend a few weeks in pleasant holiday location 'looking' for Maddy*
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:25, archived)
# hahaha
MADDIE: SIGHTING IN PRESIDENTIAL SUITE OF BURJ AL ARAB HOTEL, DUBAI
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:28, archived)
#
in the minibar.
(I helped save b3ta! biovalve skewing the demographic on cold-call surveys, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:54, archived)
# Haha - he's lost his marbles!
Sorry
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:07, archived)
# I just love Spider's veil in the last frame....
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:07, archived)
# hahaha!
REMORSE!
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:08, archived)
# They died doing what they loved
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:08, archived)
# Heehee
I like that, sir. More of this kind of thing!

*clicks*
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:10, archived)
# I like this
If only there were some sort of button I could press to signify my approval...
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:11, archived)
# but wait!
.... there is!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:12, archived)
# There IS?!
GLEEDOM
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:13, archived)
# yes
... so I'm told.

It's your job to go on a quest and find it. It's going to be devilish dangerous... but there will be rewards!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:16, archived)
# Quest? There's a quest?
Can I join?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:17, archived)
# yes
you'll need your own sword and sarnies... probably a change of underwear.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:19, archived)
# Sword - check
Sarnies - check
Underwear - meh, why bother?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:25, archived)
# they only chaffe
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:34, archived)
# And ultimately get in the way
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:35, archived)
# too true!!
*discards undies*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:36, archived)
# Found it
*eats cookies*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:29, archived)
# *pouts*
But there was a quest!

Just cos you've had some today...
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:31, archived)
# okay
new quest... you'll still need your sword and your sarnies...

break into my house and tie yourself to my bed... GO!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:32, archived)
# Right, play the mission music!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:34, archived)
# *presses play*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:36, archived)
# *attempts to get in through half-open window*
*gets stuck*

Bugger.
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:37, archived)
# That sounds like jealousy
(Pachey, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:33, archived)
# Hell yes
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:34, archived)
# Aww, I'm sorry :(
Your quest sounds fun though? and...and not whorish either?

um...
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:37, archived)
# *points towards JJ's tummybutton*
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:16, archived)
# You'll have to dig out the lint first....
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:20, archived)
# But it's so velvety-soft
Like unnecessarily-expensive toilet paper.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:21, archived)
# Yes.
The hazard light button in any car is well adapted for this purpose. It's best to use it when parked on double yellow lines whilst buying a newspaper.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:13, archived)
# Ah, park anywhere lights.
Fitted as standard in all BMWs and Mercs.
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:25, archived)
# It's the only time the indicators get used
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:44, archived)
# Spider and Scorpion are among my most favorite things ever
they make me so very happy!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:11, archived)
# This.
My current phavourite fraze is "Appears gay."
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:13, archived)
# I like the question
"Are you literally gay?"
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:13, archived)
# that equals true!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:14, archived)
# My favourite is the one that ends
"DEATH & TAXES"
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:15, archived)
# Hahahaha yeah
Blummin JJ and his genius. I want fame and accolade for my amusing and surreal cartoons!

Sadly, I have all the artistic ability of seven blind hedgehogs in a bag.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:19, archived)
# That's quite a few scrapings of talent
It's more than I have.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:26, archived)
# On an unrelated note,
I found this on Elfwood:
images.elfwood.com/art/p/a/pawlinski/squirrel_p1.jpg
and this:
images.elfwood.com/art/p/a/pawlinski/squirrel_portrait.jpg
and I thought of you.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:12, archived)
# clearly under age
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:13, archived)
# It looks simultaneously scaly and furry, with a hint of feathery.
Nothing should look simultaneously scaly and furry, with a hint of feathery. It's not natural.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:14, archived)
# I thought feathery too.
Especially on the, ahem, breast.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:16, archived)
# Snigger
you said breast.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:18, archived)
# Christ!
The meme is spreading. Quick, flood the interweb pipes with tar!
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:14, archived)
# 8\
........those are scary.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:21, archived)
# Scary,
but strangely arousing?
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:26, archived)
# Not in the slightest.
Well, not for ME at least.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:28, archived)
# Yes.
Yes they are.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:28, archived)
# Holy Christ!
*fears*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:23, archived)
# This is most
it always snows at funerals...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:28, archived)
# At my funeral
it will snow cocaine. This I swear.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:29, archived)
# Then
I shall be attending, straw in hand!!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 15:35, archived)
# Yay!
More of this.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 16:44, archived)