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# err . . .
she probably IS the best thing about Northamptonshire . . .

I mean, there's me and . . . erm . . . Silverstone and . . . err . . .

EDIT: Hahahahaa! 'Cobblers Corner!'

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 18:39, archived)
# Sir Hat, you'll never guess what we found in my Mrs new flat
oooh its so good!
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 3 Oct 2007, 18:40, archived)
# Porn?
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 18:41, archived)
# Besides that
wait how did you know?
Ant?
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 3 Oct 2007, 18:42, archived)
# a bowler hat?
the previous occupant?

a suitcase full of hippopotamus?

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 18:43, archived)
# A genuine Top hat
Its got the funny hat size writting on the inside and looks older than that sandwich I left down the back of the couch
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 3 Oct 2007, 18:44, archived)
# This is getting spooky
is it waterproof?
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 18:45, archived)
# Dunno, let me go put it in the bath and see
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 3 Oct 2007, 18:47, archived)
# NOOOOOOOO!
you'll ruin the velvet! AND I demand a photo of you in it!

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 18:48, archived)
# he he, of course I wont
Me have my photo taken? Are you mad?
*practices different hat wearing poses*
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 3 Oct 2007, 18:49, archived)
# don't forget some crisps
in t'gob
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 18:58, archived)
# Grand Idea old Chap
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 3 Oct 2007, 18:59, archived)
# What size is it?
I'm 7 1/8

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 18:47, archived)
# 7 ?/? I can't remember
I'll have a look in a minute and get back to you, its a tight fit on my massive head.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 3 Oct 2007, 18:48, archived)
# yeah
you are deformed . . .

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 18:50, archived)
# I pee upon your mind
at least I would, were it not for your waterproof bowler hat with inbuilt pee-syphon (by JML, available from all good haberdashers)
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 18:45, archived)
# that's why he wears it
(I helped save b3ta! The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 18:48, archived)
# don't you fecking start!
grrrr!

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 18:50, archived)
# You'll need a bigger syphon
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 18:52, archived)
# That's why I wear it

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 18:49, archived)
# The previous occupant
rotting in the bath?
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 18:42, archived)
# weeeeeeeee!

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 18:45, archived)
# There's no need to wee on him
he's already dead.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 18:51, archived)
# Argos
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 3 Oct 2007, 18:40, archived)