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(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 6:57, archived)
# THIS IS FUCKING ART.
Also, Alfonso Gerniou needs some backup over here - can anyone help?

inspired.entrepreneur.com/2007/10/08/rags-to-riches-can-waiting-tables-teach-you-how-to-be-an-entrepreneur/
(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 6:59, archived)
# Oh, that Alfonso.
 
WHY IS IT SO HARD FOR THESE STUPID STUPID PEOPLE TO UNDERSTAND WHAT IT TAKES TO BE A SUCCESSFUL BUSINESS
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 7:09, archived)
# THEY WILL NEVER LEARN UNTIL IT IS TOO LATE AND THEIR FAMILY HAS BURNED TO THE GROUND.
(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 7:14, archived)
# YOU'LL NEVER GET NOWHERE WITHOUT A HEAPING HELPING OF MOXIE.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 7:18, archived)
# THERE IS NO PROFIT WITHOUT GUSTO, NO MONEY WITHOUT VIM.
(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 7:21, archived)
# That stinks!
Really stinky. A high 'Rank'ing award winner.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 7:15, archived)
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# Mo Faha Says: Your comment is awaiting moderation.
October 8th, 2007 at 11:15 pm

Hi Alfosno! I love this website of yours! And what an uplifting message! NO! WE ARE NOT HERE TO BE YOUR SERVANTS! PAY US OR YOU GET NOTHING!! And oh, how I would have loved to have seen the look on that lazy woman’s face when you “helped” her on her way to finding another job :) Keep up the good work!!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 7:16, archived)
# Here's my latest:
Alfosno Gerniou Says: Your comment is awaiting moderation.
October 8th, 2007 at 11:08 pm
Yes, I did miss your point about a profit motive, because I ignored your point about upselling. If you need to upsell, you have not packaged your goods correctly. I achieve what you think of as an “upsell” because I sell a package of goods. There is no need to upsell because they already have every product I sell in the one package.

Sometimes a customer can ask for a single component but I do not listen. If they are a customer they already have this component, and if they are not a customer I am not interested in what they say.

By ignoring the pests and selling to the best, this is how I am a success.

I teach this rhyme to all my staff.

(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 7:19, archived)
# Shit, I just realised I spelled Alfonso wrong.
Oh well, it looks like she's spelling it right anyway.
(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 7:21, archived)
# how did you know i'm a squid?
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 7:05, archived)
# sexy.
they're jet powered, did you know that?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 7:05, archived)
# PENETRATION
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 7:08, archived)
# what could be sexier than t-rex/squid sex? maybe aliens added in....
"they played us for suckers!"
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 7:10, archived)
# WE NEED YOUR TORSO
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 7:13, archived)
# SHOW US ON THE TORSO
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 7:19, archived)
# COURTHOUSE CRIMEDOLL
(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 7:22, archived)
# sorry, torso is busy right now. call again later.
and you've just popped up a very old memory of mine. i went to university in hamilton, and the first time i'd ever heard of hamilton was as a child - the murder of john dick and their infant son by wife/mother evelyn. the case was known as the torso killing because a few kids found the mutilated torso of the man's corpse on the escarpment (infant was found later encased in cement inside a suitcase). the story fascinated me as a child and i went to school there partly out of morbid curiousity.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 7:22, archived)
# TORSO:
(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 7:34, archived)