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# On the way there, I got detained by the cops on the 2 hour stop-off in Los Angeles.
...I was pulled out for anti-terrorism random interrogation. I wasn't told why I was being taken away... nor were Mrs ZW and our four small sons... 'You MAY be able to get back on your flight' the bastard cops said. I made the flight with 5 mins to spare, after being interrogated needlessly... didn't help that I didn't know where I was staying in NZ; didn't know how many passports I have had, and they didn't like my answer to 'why are you here in America?' - 'because the plane was going to run out of fuel'.

(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:42, archived)
# That makes my fucking blood boil
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:45, archived)
# imagine what Mrs ZW was like then...
Lt. Joe McNally, if you're reading this, you're a complete and utter, utter (MOD EDIT: now now, ZW, you know they read these pages)

(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:46, archived)
# Well I mean it's not even as if you wanted to be there.
Right, I'm growing a beard for San Francisco in January.
Mind you, with the mince on me they'll just point me towards the Castro.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:50, archived)
# YOU'RE RIGHT
HE DOES SOUND LIKE A CUNT.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:50, archived)
# give him a break, he's just scared of the terrorists who want to rape his gran and cut his garden bushes into curious shapes


(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:51, archived)
# THEY HATE OUR FREEDOMS
QUICK! GIVE UP ALL FREEDOMS!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:53, archived)
# something vaguely similar happened to a mate of mine
going to NZ via the US.
As I recall it was all a bit
'where is your US visa?'
'I don't need one, this is a refuelling stop over, I'm not actually technically entering your country'
'right, please sit on this plastic chair in this small room for 2 hours while we aggressively ask you a million question'
'ffs, k'
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:56, archived)
# My gov't
never fails to embarrass me.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:07, archived)
# gaaaaaAAAAAAAARGH
what Geoff said
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:45, archived)
# What Mighty Nibus said
(Pachey, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:48, archived)
# sorry, i was called away!
that is un-fucking-believable!!
your poor little kids must've been terrified.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:00, archived)
# yay for the land of the free
if you are foreign you could destroy america at any moment

fucking useless power trip crap
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:10, archived)