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# I'm never going to have kids :(
Nobody loves me and my spunk probably doesn't even work anymore.

Edit: haha, woo to your pics
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:45, archived)
# how old are you?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:46, archived)
# 25
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:48, archived)
# oh yeah,
your sperms are all dead or knackered or down the loo by now...


=)
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:50, archived)
# I put some in the freezer
but then forgot which choc ice i'd left it in, and I didn't want to waste a whole choc ice.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:52, archived)
# aw
plenty of time and tadders left yet I'm sure.

I really am pushing it a bit now, but fortunately I loathe children and the idea of pregnancy shits me up like the first time I saw Alien.
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:52, archived)
# allow me to make you a drink...
Rohypnol Sunrise or a White Roofie-an?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:55, archived)
# meep!
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:57, archived)
# I promise not to impregnate you too much
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:58, archived)
# good luck with that
a) I did once get spiked with rohypnol but just carried on drinking - was quite a good night really, I've taken worse drugs deliberately

b) I've got this coat hanger thing stuck up my twat for the prevention of procreation

... still ... if you're not busy tonight ....
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:00, archived)
# I've got a powerful magnet!
I come prepared.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:03, archived)
# damn! magnets are ALWAYS my undoing
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:04, archived)
# hehe
well, I'm off to charge the magnet.

'ninnight b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:05, archived)
# night sweety
*mwah!*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:07, archived)
# LIKE THAT BIT IN JAMES BOND WITH THE WATCH?
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:05, archived)
# I used to think the same 5 years ago too,
until madam here turned up.

Now I just don't sleep.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:52, archived)
# wahey!
where did you meet?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:53, archived)
# BAD BROON!
I resisted a similar quip
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:55, archived)
# sorry to all concerned
you're a lucky man Jeccy. I want to be all grown up with a wife and babies and maybe a pet of some sort.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:57, archived)
# She's awesome
She's in the "constantly smiling at anything" mode at the mo too :D

Cheers all btw :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:03, archived)
# that is too cute for words.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:54, archived)
# three years ago for me...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:54, archived)