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# More and more ted...

Previously: www.b3ta.com/board/7684557
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:43, archived)
# hahaha
it's so worried. all the time.
(I helped save b3ta! haylith has been gone a long, long time, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:44, archived)
# Elvis!!!
Brilliant brilliant brilliant.

Best facial expression ever. Fact :)
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:44, archived)
# merry b3taday!!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:45, archived)
# Ta!
Have some cake:
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:47, archived)
# thanks!..........
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:51, archived)
# You think people would shave their babys
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:44, archived)
# What is this Ted thing?
Something off the telly?

I don't get it. It makes me confused an irritable. Perhaps if someone could explain it in simple, soothing words then I might stop hitting things.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:45, archived)
# Ted is my son. (Ted Wildish born 6 weeks ago)
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:45, archived)
# really?
awww.....
my missusessesssses boy did a similar expression when someone shoved a camera in his face!

=)
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:49, archived)
# I think it's his son
:D
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:46, archived)
# I think so too,
but will have to wait till Trisha show to get the results!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:47, archived)
# We'l find out...
Right after the break!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:49, archived)
# haha
i like the spock one bestestessteststsstt.....
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:45, archived)
# I'm never going to have kids :(
Nobody loves me and my spunk probably doesn't even work anymore.

Edit: haha, woo to your pics
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:45, archived)
# how old are you?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:46, archived)
# 25
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:48, archived)
# oh yeah,
your sperms are all dead or knackered or down the loo by now...


=)
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:50, archived)
# I put some in the freezer
but then forgot which choc ice i'd left it in, and I didn't want to waste a whole choc ice.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:52, archived)
# aw
plenty of time and tadders left yet I'm sure.

I really am pushing it a bit now, but fortunately I loathe children and the idea of pregnancy shits me up like the first time I saw Alien.
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:52, archived)
# allow me to make you a drink...
Rohypnol Sunrise or a White Roofie-an?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:55, archived)
# meep!
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:57, archived)
# I promise not to impregnate you too much
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:58, archived)
# good luck with that
a) I did once get spiked with rohypnol but just carried on drinking - was quite a good night really, I've taken worse drugs deliberately

b) I've got this coat hanger thing stuck up my twat for the prevention of procreation

... still ... if you're not busy tonight ....
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:00, archived)
# I've got a powerful magnet!
I come prepared.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:03, archived)
# damn! magnets are ALWAYS my undoing
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:04, archived)
# hehe
well, I'm off to charge the magnet.

'ninnight b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:05, archived)
# night sweety
*mwah!*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:07, archived)
# LIKE THAT BIT IN JAMES BOND WITH THE WATCH?
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:05, archived)
# I used to think the same 5 years ago too,
until madam here turned up.

Now I just don't sleep.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:52, archived)
# wahey!
where did you meet?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:53, archived)
# BAD BROON!
I resisted a similar quip
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:55, archived)
# sorry to all concerned
you're a lucky man Jeccy. I want to be all grown up with a wife and babies and maybe a pet of some sort.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:57, archived)
# She's awesome
She's in the "constantly smiling at anything" mode at the mo too :D

Cheers all btw :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:03, archived)
# that is too cute for words.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:54, archived)
# three years ago for me...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:54, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
elvis HAHAHAHAHAHA!
*breathes.
*clicks
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:45, archived)
# Don't get him
Star Ted

these are ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:47, archived)
# Lovely
You should have shopped Keanu Reeves though.
(Pachey, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:48, archived)
# pffft!
Thats Lily my daughter
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:51, archived)
# CHRIST!
SOMEONE SHRUNK GRAEME NORTON!
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:53, archived)
# hahahahah that one next then!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:54, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA!
BRILLIANT!

MY MISSUS IS GOING TO KILL ME WHEN I DO THAT TO OUR SPROG.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:57, archived)
# The only one she didn't like was the hitler/ss guard one.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:58, archived)
# ARF!
SHE THROWS ENOUGH OF A STROP WHEN I PHOTOSHOP THE CATS.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:00, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:01, archived)
# I like these
;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:03, archived)