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# O do tell!
* falls for another one, I can just tell...
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:53, archived)
# It was after Fiji was stolen by an enraged Michael Winner.
He'd mistaken it for a pudding, and was keeping it in his pudding sock.
I was visiting Mr. Winner a few days after he nabbed it. I was there to help him compose rude versions of lyrics to George Formby songs (the album's out soon), and while Michael was absent for one of his marathon toilet sessions, I noticed his pudding sock poking out from under his favourite beanbag. It was moving around as if it had vermin in it, so I whacked it with a handy bong and opened it up.
A stunned Fiji fell out. I recognised it from the missing island posters that were posted in airports around the world.
So I released it into the river Trent and it made its way out to sea and back to whence it came.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 17:00, archived)
# I don't think
that story is 100% true.

I've met Michael Winner and he's nothing if not a gentleman.
(I helped save b3ta! HexShaped remembers when this was all fields, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 17:01, archived)
# Ach.
He was crazed with pudding lust. Who of us wouldn't act in such a way when caught in the throes of such a condition?
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 17:02, archived)
# I had to ask
didn't I?
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 17:06, archived)