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[challenge entry] Hullworthy?
they all died in car crashes

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(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 12:39, archived)
# I have'nt seen this film.
I got to ware a top hat yesterday.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 12:40, archived)
# These things are connected.
You'll see more fillums if you don fewer top hats.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 12:46, archived)
# I SEE
*has a revalation*
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 12:49, archived)
# If you don less top hats
the person sitting behind you gets to see more films too
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 13:34, archived)
# all in the timing...

edits/

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(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 12:41, archived)
# Indeed.
I sometimes need to think of Gordon Brown in a bikini so that my timing isn't way out.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 12:43, archived)
# I used to think of Thatch
but I did it too often and now I find her highly arousing.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 12:45, archived)
# Afternoon cocksucker!
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 12:46, archived)
# I could do with an afternoon cocksucker
my horn is a-rage
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 12:47, archived)
# I think I'm going to make a fucking picture
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 12:48, archived)
# I'll believe it when I see it
I've got my cock out ready.

Can you wait until I've been for a haircut though?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 12:50, archived)
# You'll have to spaz
I only have half an hour of my lunchtime left.

I need a haircut too. What are the chances of that?
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 12:51, archived)
# Seems unliekely, what with you bald gingery pate

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 12:56, archived)
# With a previous girlfriend
I would think of her mother to slow things down, or think of her sister to speed things up.

You've got to have a system (as Harry Hill used to say).
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 12:46, archived)
# You like the lining
don't you
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 12:49, archived)
# Curly Wurly
Elisabeth Hurley
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 12:51, archived)
# yeah
but these ones all died

jayne mansfield was decapitated apparently
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 12:44, archived)
# Urban legend
Her wig came off, making it look like her head was sitting on the dash
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 12:47, archived)
# He didn't crash his car, silly
(Pachey, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 12:45, archived)
# that's right
rock hudson interfered with it :)

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 12:47, archived)
# A tree went through his head
instead of him going through a tree, but I bet he lost control of his car immediately afterwards!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 12:48, archived)
# I'm wondering how many more of these there will be...
However, this one amuses me the most. Have a cookie
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 11 Oct 2007, 12:42, archived)
# Oh 'Phexy
that joke is four posts down!

but you have more dead people
So have a big woo
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 11 Oct 2007, 12:42, archived)
# and again
5 below that!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 12:47, archived)
# Is this Waspy's Counting Day or something?
(Pachey, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 12:59, archived)
# That's more like it, a full cast of the crashed.
(Some aren't actors, but who cares? Not me).

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 12:42, archived)
# Haha!
That's awful, but I like it.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Thu 11 Oct 2007, 12:59, archived)