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[challenge entry] Panzer...
...tank...

..wank. Surprisingly enough we do use this in my group of friends.

From the New Cockney Rhyming Slang challenge. See all 331 entries (closed)

(Hiltono, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 12:19, archived)
# i
like :)
(I helped save b3ta! Flamebunny i only have eyes for ewe, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 12:21, archived)
# Tommy
Isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Mond, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 12:21, archived)
# or Barclays
.
(I helped save b3ta! M@rkoni, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 12:22, archived)
# Or J.Arthur.
If you're and old git like me.
(plankton, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 12:29, archived)
# cerebal incontinance !
(I helped save b3ta! FlanFlinger 🥧, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 12:32, archived)
# J Arthur
or Jodderel
(I helped save b3ta! FlanFlinger 🥧, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 12:30, archived)
# Ive always had a "Sherman"
because I suspect the german "panzer" is something only Jonny Foreigner would be interested in.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 12:31, archived)
# surely its
tommy tank..? i spose there is a cannon there... yeh that works. gd job
(I helped save b3ta! rhuby, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 12:23, archived)
# Efficiency
What use is a tank that fires Tipex?
(I helped save b3ta! Mond, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 12:25, archived)
# well if you've got a really big word,
say about twenty foot or higher, and its got a spelling mistake in it, the tank would be quicker than the standard tip ex brush.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 12:34, archived)
# Wow
Think of the smell though. Is it just me or does Tipex smell of shrooms?
(I helped save b3ta! Mond, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 12:51, archived)
# For when
you make one big-ass mistake

on a big piece of paper
(I helped save b3ta! WD-39, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 12:35, archived)