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# Heh
That is very clever, and more amusing than the usual 'dirkadirkdadirka' posts we've been having.
(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 14:34, archived)
# I was getting annoyed
But didn't want to be too arsey. Just feel that the Middle East is more than just Burqas and people being stoned and a lot of this compo was really winding me up. That's not to say that there aren't folk on t'other side spreading propaganda that makes us lot seem like we'll shag anything that moves and are permanently stoned in other ways.

Anyway, for reference...

It's Ataturk v. Nixon, Dubai v. Hull (I think it's Hull, could be anywhere in Blighty), No idea who the woman is v. Amsterdam prostitute, Lebanese students v. British yobs, Dishy magazine in Turkey (terrible name eh?) v. gun magazines in a US airport FFS!
(clopinettes, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 14:48, archived)
# fuck off then.
(I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 14:53, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 15:02, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 15:06, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 15:07, archived)
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I'm going somewhere fluffier
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 15:09, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 15:16, archived)
# *buys*
*...*
*profits*
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 15:37, archived)
# awww...
poor monopoly man...
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 15:57, archived)
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(atomkinder is deeply unfashionable, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 15:21, archived)
# You disagree?
Just checking.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 16:17, archived)
# I knew it was Atatürk
I don't know whether that's a good thing or not ;)

Turkey's a lovely place, pity about the politicians (I guess that applies to most places)
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 15:22, archived)
# Point
Politicians, even the good ones, should be treated with suspicion and always kept away from children and nervous animals.
(clopinettes, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 16:00, archived)
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It's been revealed that the junior Treasury Minister, Michael Portillo, carries a sawn-off shotgun to constituency meetings, corners children in parks and chews their cheeks and has frequent sexual intercourse with stray animals, claiming "As long as it's got a backbone, I'll do it". That story we reported last week, and have since discovered it to be untrue.
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 16:08, archived)