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[challenge entry] I've only had two nose jobs...
that jacko pic again, clicky

From the New Cockney Rhyming Slang challenge. See all 331 entries (closed)

(mick_smoo, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 13:25, archived)
# 1 time
2 time

3 time



(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 13:26, archived)
# that
was in "The Age", Melbourne's broadsheet, today. I woo you nonetheless.
(Jackie Treehorn, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 13:27, archived)
# You're in Australia?!?
What time is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 13:29, archived)
# it's, ah,
12 24 am. just got in recently from the pub.
(Jackie Treehorn, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 13:30, archived)
# Bastard!
I'm in an office with 4 hours to go
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 13:32, archived)
# bastard is correct!
Went out last night, went out tonight, going out tomorrow night. Ah, the life of a student.
(Jackie Treehorn, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 13:38, archived)
# night?
You should be going down the pub in the morning... what's wrong with you man? Students even slack at drinking these days...
(I helped save b3ta! biscuits_alive taste my rainbow, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 13:40, archived)
# i'll level with you
i'm starting uni on march 3. so technically i'm not a "student" yet. however, i'm also not even 18 yet so me getting on the piss every night balances out the lack of morning drinking.

i'll drink in the morning during term-time, honest...
(Jackie Treehorn, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 13:44, archived)
# that's the spirit
/DAD - underage drinking really is very very naughty you know.
(I helped save b3ta! biscuits_alive taste my rainbow, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 13:55, archived)
# yes, well.
if they don't ask, i won't tell.
(Jackie Treehorn, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 14:01, archived)
# oh dear
.
(I helped save b3ta! M@rkoni, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 13:27, archived)
# Is this glasscock
or repost? I'm confused.
(I helped save b3ta! GR33DY, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 13:27, archived)
# Blimey!
Is that real? Oh, no shark....


Wouldn't surprise me if that was next on his list...
(Chromatically Challenged, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 13:28, archived)
# my God
it's everywhere I look.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 13:28, archived)
# Maybe it's
glued to your eyelids?

Optrex. That's what you need.
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 13:36, archived)
# go on then,
what does that one rhyme with?

is it silly chicken? :O)
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 13:29, archived)
# "Glass cock"
"Sock"
?
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 13:30, archived)
# 2nd time today
3rd (or maybe even 4th) in less than 24 hours...

and what's it rhyming slang for?
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 13:30, archived)
# ooh you are
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 13:37, archived)
# ooh
I recognise those glasses...

frontpagetastic
(I helped save b3ta! biscuits_alive taste my rainbow, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 13:47, archived)
# frontpage
my back bottom.
I never front page, then I've given up even hoping that I do, though it would be nice, it's not a driving force behind the silly chickens.
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 13:58, archived)
# Whoops
I know it's the second time today cos I accidentally posted twice....sorry
(mick_smoo, Fri 7 Feb 2003, 13:57, archived)