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# theres no 'S' in frying pan...
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(I helped save b3ta! Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Sun 28 Oct 2007, 19:19, archived)
# There's no 'F' in 'way'.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sun 28 Oct 2007, 19:22, archived)
# There's no 'q' in
marzipan

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 28 Oct 2007, 19:28, archived)
# there's no horse
in horseradish
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 28 Oct 2007, 19:30, archived)
# LIES!
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Sun 28 Oct 2007, 19:41, archived)
# TRUTH!
there is also no crab in cheap crabsticks
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 28 Oct 2007, 19:56, archived)
# plenty of stick though
:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 28 Oct 2007, 20:03, archived)
# True,
but there is fun in every funeral.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 28 Oct 2007, 20:39, archived)
# Guess the joke time?
"How do you get an elephant in a safeway bag?"
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 28 Oct 2007, 19:29, archived)
# 1st
put it in a blender!
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sun 28 Oct 2007, 19:30, archived)
# Why did the koala fall out of the tree?
It was dead.


Why did the second koala fall out of the tree?
It was stapled to the first koala.


This did the third koala fall out of the tree?
Because it thought it was a game.


Why did the elephant fall out of the tree?
It thought it was a koala.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 28 Oct 2007, 19:39, archived)
# with lots of ky
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 28 Oct 2007, 19:30, archived)
# lol
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sun 28 Oct 2007, 19:31, archived)
# colour that cock
magenta
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sun 28 Oct 2007, 19:27, archived)
# no
(I helped save b3ta! Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Sun 28 Oct 2007, 19:29, archived)
# YES
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sun 28 Oct 2007, 19:33, archived)
# YES-2
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 28 Oct 2007, 19:47, archived)
# FLAPCOCK!!!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 28 Oct 2007, 19:55, archived)
# FLOCK CAP
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 28 Oct 2007, 19:56, archived)
# Cop Flack
(I helped save b3ta! Ellie Bytes is back... again, Sun 28 Oct 2007, 19:59, archived)
# Cockflap
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 28 Oct 2007, 20:03, archived)
# spocktrap?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 28 Oct 2007, 20:09, archived)
# i think maybe its prying not spying.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 28 Oct 2007, 19:41, archived)
# WTF
turncoat!!!!
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sun 28 Oct 2007, 19:49, archived)
# Prying not spying!!
Typo in file name now corrected!

However you might like to note that a spoonerism includes the swapping of parts of the word that sound alike, not just a letter for letter exchange.

Spoonerism
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Many of the quotations attributed to Spooner are apocryphal – The Oxford Dictionary of Quotations (3rd edition, 1979) lists only one substantiated Spoonerism - "The weight of rages will press hard upon the employer."

You will note that "Weight of Rages" is not a letter for letter swap with "Rate of Wages"
(jethou1, Sun 28 Oct 2007, 22:42, archived)