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[challenge entry] He seems to be using something to have a fry up.

From the Spoonerisms challenge. See all 318 entries (closed)

(, Sun 28 Oct 2007, 19:17, archived)
[challenge entry] NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
(, Sun 28 Oct 2007, 19:18, archived)
#
(, Sun 28 Oct 2007, 19:41, archived)
# OH NO!
WHY!?
(, Sun 28 Oct 2007, 19:42, archived)
# IS THIS WRONG?
(, Sun 28 Oct 2007, 19:49, archived)
# IF YOU WANT IT TO BE.
IF NOT, THEN IT'S NOT BUT IF IT IS THEN THAT'S BECAUSE YOU SAID IT IS.
(, Sun 28 Oct 2007, 19:50, archived)
# DOCTOR DYSLEXIA:
(, Sun 28 Oct 2007, 19:51, archived)
# THAT'S NOT MUCH HELP, DEAR.
(, Sun 28 Oct 2007, 19:52, archived)
# b3ta.com/board/7739843
^WRONG!^
(, Sun 28 Oct 2007, 19:42, archived)
# CRITICAL TERROR.
(, Sun 28 Oct 2007, 19:49, archived)
# What on Earth
is a fying span?
(, Sun 28 Oct 2007, 19:19, archived)
# ^this
surely "prying fan" would make more sense
(, Sun 28 Oct 2007, 19:20, archived)
# ^correct^
(, Sun 28 Oct 2007, 19:26, archived)
# Zak Lee
;)
(, Sun 28 Oct 2007, 19:28, archived)
# Zak Lee?
Egg him!
(, Sun 28 Oct 2007, 19:29, archived)
# Egg Zak Lee!
(, Sun 28 Oct 2007, 19:30, archived)
# Egg Zak Lee!
EDIT: thought you had a ? there^
(, Sun 28 Oct 2007, 19:30, archived)
# No, I get it now.

Click for Boob Man!
(, Sun 28 Oct 2007, 19:32, archived)
# Egg Zak Lee!
(, Sun 28 Oct 2007, 19:35, archived)
# From this day forward, Boob Man shall be also known as
Zak Lee.

This, my friend, is an historic moment.
(, Sun 28 Oct 2007, 19:37, archived)
# Egg Zak L...
Oh fuck it!

place an egg on his head (or shell I)?
(, Sun 28 Oct 2007, 19:40, archived)
# Be my guest.
It's no fun if you can't share a yolk with someone.
(, Sun 28 Oct 2007, 19:41, archived)
# OK I'll CRACK on with it then!
EDIT: can't be arsed (still hope it's an historical moment though)
(, Sun 28 Oct 2007, 19:48, archived)
# Yes it is.
(, Sun 28 Oct 2007, 19:53, archived)
# Ed Zachary!
(, Sun 28 Oct 2007, 21:16, archived)
# There's no reason to be rude
To the mentally inept!
(, Sun 28 Oct 2007, 19:23, archived)
# it's ok
they are least likely to have a reaction

what with being inept and all

:D
(, Sun 28 Oct 2007, 19:29, archived)
# theres no "S" in frying pan...
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
(, Sun 28 Oct 2007, 19:19, archived)
# There's no 'F' in 'way'.
(, Sun 28 Oct 2007, 19:22, archived)
# There's no 'q' in
marzipan

:D
(, Sun 28 Oct 2007, 19:28, archived)
# there's no horse
in horseradish
(, Sun 28 Oct 2007, 19:30, archived)
# LIES!
(, Sun 28 Oct 2007, 19:41, archived)
# TRUTH!
there is also no crab in cheap crabsticks
(, Sun 28 Oct 2007, 19:56, archived)
# plenty of stick though
:)
(, Sun 28 Oct 2007, 20:03, archived)
# True,
but there is fun in every funeral.
(, Sun 28 Oct 2007, 20:39, archived)
# Guess the joke time?
"How do you get an elephant in a safeway bag?"
(, Sun 28 Oct 2007, 19:29, archived)
# 1st
put it in a blender!
(, Sun 28 Oct 2007, 19:30, archived)
# Why did the koala fall out of the tree?
It was dead.


Why did the second koala fall out of the tree?
It was stapled to the first koala.


This did the third koala fall out of the tree?
Because it thought it was a game.


Why did the elephant fall out of the tree?
It thought it was a koala.
(, Sun 28 Oct 2007, 19:39, archived)
# with lots of ky
(, Sun 28 Oct 2007, 19:30, archived)
# lol
(, Sun 28 Oct 2007, 19:31, archived)
# colour that cock
magenta
(, Sun 28 Oct 2007, 19:27, archived)
# no
(, Sun 28 Oct 2007, 19:29, archived)
# YES
(, Sun 28 Oct 2007, 19:33, archived)
# YES-2
(, Sun 28 Oct 2007, 19:47, archived)
# FLAPCOCK!!!


(, Sun 28 Oct 2007, 19:55, archived)
# FLOCK CAP
(, Sun 28 Oct 2007, 19:56, archived)
# Cop Flack
(, Sun 28 Oct 2007, 19:59, archived)
# Cockflap
(, Sun 28 Oct 2007, 20:03, archived)
# spocktrap?
(, Sun 28 Oct 2007, 20:09, archived)
# i think maybe its prying not spying.
(, Sun 28 Oct 2007, 19:41, archived)
# WTF
turncoat!!!!
(, Sun 28 Oct 2007, 19:49, archived)
# Prying not spying!!
Typo in file name now corrected!

However you might like to note that a spoonerism includes the swapping of parts of the word that sound alike, not just a letter for letter exchange.

Spoonerism
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Many of the quotations attributed to Spooner are apocryphal – The Oxford Dictionary of Quotations (3rd edition, 1979) lists only one substantiated Spoonerism - "The weight of rages will press hard upon the employer."

You will note that "Weight of Rages" is not a letter for letter swap with "Rate of Wages"
(, Sun 28 Oct 2007, 22:42, archived)
# if your doing a spoonerism on frying pan
it would be pying fran
(, Sun 28 Oct 2007, 19:21, archived)
# ^incorrect^
(, Sun 28 Oct 2007, 19:26, archived)
[challenge entry] Or Pie-ing Fran
(, Sun 28 Oct 2007, 19:35, archived)
# compo it
(, Sun 28 Oct 2007, 19:37, archived)
# Yes!
But it's an unshopped screen grab!!!
(, Sun 28 Oct 2007, 19:38, archived)
# Just put some text on it
no-one will know (except the nazis)
(, Sun 28 Oct 2007, 19:41, archived)
# Yeah alright!!
and get shot for toapism!!!
(, Sun 28 Oct 2007, 19:45, archived)
# Ashully
Don't compo it!
EDIT: too late now
(, Sun 28 Oct 2007, 19:51, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
(, Sun 28 Oct 2007, 19:35, archived)