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# have one for me
hows it going mongy?
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 17:30, archived)
# not bad mate
got barred from my local tho for some super glue japes, how are you?
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 17:31, archived)
# I'd like to know more
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 17:33, archived)
# ^this!^
pfft
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 17:35, archived)
# well, it was a chilly november evening at just after 5 pm
when i happened across a public house, as you know i myself shun alcohol as it is a sin, but i stepped inside to warm myself, the barkeep recommend a dark brew of stout to keep out the chill, well before i knew it i had tried as many as 12 or more of this dark beveredge, a fella happened across some glue which he kept in his billards stick case, i glued all the beer mats to the tables plate crockery and glass, we laughed at this jape long and hard, today i was informed by the inn keeper to fuck off, it appears i'm barred, the items are still in place stuck fast to the tables
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 17:40, archived)
# hahahahahahahaha
an oldy but a goldy - fuck him if he cant take a joke - good thing you dont drink ;)
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 17:41, archived)
# hahaha
he should be grateful, you have thwarted beermat collectors
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 17:41, archived)
# It is oft said that barkeeps have no sense of fucking humour
you daft cunt!
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 17:44, archived)
# Hahahahah
at least no-one can steal them now.
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 17:48, archived)
# lost my money on an english horse today (Tungsten Strike)
was a good bloody run - lead all the way to the final straight then just dropped away to the back of the pack
easy come easy go - Melbourne cup is my only ever punt so im up in the long run!
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 17:36, archived)
# lead all the way
then went a bit weak...

I bet _someone_ made a shitload of money that race

*cough*fix*cough*
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 17:42, archived)
# i can assure you
it wasnt myself!
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 17:59, archived)
# oh well, as must be said
Horse Sense: that which causes horses not to bet upon men

:)
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 18:09, archived)
# my once yearly flutter
(i had to get help to fill out the betting slip!)
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 18:13, archived)
# cor, you international playboy you!
:)
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 18:34, archived)