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# i heard these today
#1 is well deserved but difficult to enforce i would think
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7081038.stm
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 23:19, archived)
# I'd hate to visit indonesia.
Then again, it doesn't specify which head gets cut off.
Hopefully just the one atop my shoulders.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 23:22, archived)
# ah, they love to chop things up over there
like schoolgirls if they aren't behaving in a muslim manner

then sit down and have a good prayer about it
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 23:25, archived)
# I once heard
that in parts of Canada, it's illegal to look at a moose from above.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 23:29, archived)
# even if you are riding it?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 23:30, archived)
# No eyed deer.
I shall have a luke on google.

Edit: Not conclusive, but these made me giggle:
Chester
You can only shoot a Welsh person with a bow and arrow inside the city walls and after midnight.
Hereford
You can shoot a Welsh person all day, but only on Sunday, with a Longbow, in the Cathedral Close.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 23:31, archived)
# *writes down*
*memorizes*
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 23:42, archived)
# hehe
hereford's my hometown.
*readies longbow*
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Wed 7 Nov 2007, 0:02, archived)
# a poll on uktv gold?
so someone looked on dumblaws.com

and figured out how to make money from it

yay!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 23:23, archived)
# *Goes to Liverpool*


Sorted!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 6 Nov 2007, 23:23, archived)
# to buy fish?
good plan mstan

edit: nicely :)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 23:26, archived)
# So if it's illegal to die in Parliament
What's the penalty?
(Cliche Guevara Predicatably revolutionary since, Wed 7 Nov 2007, 0:40, archived)