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# hahahaha!!
*clicks*
TJ: we just had our first helicopter land on the roof pad to test it!
with a helicopter half the size of the one we're getting...
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 12:47, archived)
# la dee da
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 12:48, archived)
# it'll probably collapse when our proper helicopter lands on it in an emergency..
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 12:49, archived)
# genius
are they going to test it with gradually larger and larger choppers?
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 12:50, archived)
# they want me up there in minute...
*unzips*
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 12:55, archived)
# Pfft...

* It looks like a chopper, only smaller
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 12:58, archived)
# *clips round ear*
*puts it away*
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:01, archived)
# Pfft...

* Removes rib
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:32, archived)
# Do you work in a hospital
or on an oil rig?
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 12:50, archived)
# 'ospital, innit.
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 12:56, archived)
# I went to a hospital once
I didn't like it.
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:02, archived)
# probably because you was such a horrid patient.
;)
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:03, archived)
# are you the A-Team
or something?
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 12:53, archived)
# shhh
don't tell everyone..
do you have a problem?
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 12:57, archived)
# yes
My boss is a cunt. Can you blow up his office?
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:02, archived)
# just let me finish wiring up my bosses office...
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:04, archived)
# I need someone to repeatedly miss their target when shooting
call me at Stormtroopers Inc., Coruscant
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:02, archived)
# *imagines...*
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 12:55, archived)
# hahaha!!
isn't the actual view from the QA helipad?!
ARE YOU STALKING ME?!
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 12:56, archived)
# Shhh...
I'm stalking Ives...

...

Damn.
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 12:58, archived)
# where did you find the picture?
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 12:59, archived)
# Oh, it actually *is* your pad!?!
Er... I just googled 'Helicopter pad' or something similar.
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:03, archived)
# it might not be...
but the view looks familar..
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:07, archived)
#
Here's the link to the image.

It's in Canada.

"Hamilton General Hospital relocates Helicopter landing to rooftop"

Obviously decided the basement wasn't working out...
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:11, archived)
# ahhh
looks a bit like portsmouth.
poor, poor bastards.
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:12, archived)
# It's a little known fact that
every time you visit Canada, all the airline does is fly in circles for a bit, then lands just outside Portsmouth.

With the money they make on this scam they pay everyone in Portsmouth to speak with an American accent.

This explains why 'Canadian' accents sound so similar to 'American' accents, but not quite...
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:17, archived)
# A thought occurs...
...there are several Portsmouths...
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:20, archived)
# THERE IS ONLY ONE TRUE PORTSMOUTH!!
thank god...
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:22, archived)
# yes, it's totally reasonable to test a structure's stability by using half the force it's supposed to sustain...

(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 12:58, archived)
# thats what i thought.....
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:00, archived)
#
I would hope that they would be comfortable with their design, rather than having to test it once it's already up!

"No good lads; looks like it's going to have to come down again."
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:01, archived)
# the ramp to wheel beds down to the lift was an after-thought.....
they are complete twats here.
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:02, archived)
# Ha!
EDIT: Where are you, so I know where not to fall-ill-within-flying-distance-of?
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:04, archived)
# i'm not telling!
it's part of the fun!
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:10, archived)
# I'm going with not-Canada.
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:12, archived)
# hahaha
"if they can't walk, what are they doing up here??"
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:06, archived)