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# Here is the news:


(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 12:43, archived)
# clicks
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 12:45, archived)
# *cleek*
(I helped save b3ta! IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 12:45, archived)
# hahah!
It reminds me of Anchorman, but funny.

*clicks*
(John_Anon_Prince I have no heart and soul, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 12:45, archived)
# aw
i found it HILARIOUS
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 12:48, archived)
# "an absolute hoot"
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 12:48, archived)
# "a fun-filled riot"
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 12:49, archived)
# "a laughter marathon"
among others.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 12:49, archived)
# "A veritable deluge of hot piss"
New York Times
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 12:50, archived)
# *****
"Wonderfully Silly"
(John_Anon_Prince I have no heart and soul, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 12:52, archived)
# "like the news on crack!"

(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 12:54, archived)
# "Steve Carrel saves it from mediocrity"
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 12:59, archived)
# Its like killing a child in Portugal and getting away with it...
The Sun
(waxdart hello., Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:29, archived)
# haha
classic
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 12:46, archived)
# haha
clicks
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 12:46, archived)
# Happy burfday btw
I'd give you some cayke but XLVII and co scoffed it all this morning :(
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 12:56, archived)
# heh! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 12:46, archived)
# wait one second
he's the itv news reader
(cheddars Get that man a drink, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 12:51, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Wheeeee!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:26, archived)
# hahahaha!!
*clicks*
TJ: we just had our first helicopter land on the roof pad to test it!
with a helicopter half the size of the one we're getting...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 12:47, archived)
# la dee da
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 12:48, archived)
# it'll probably collapse when our proper helicopter lands on it in an emergency..
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 12:49, archived)
# genius
are they going to test it with gradually larger and larger choppers?
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 12:50, archived)
# they want me up there in minute...
*unzips*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 12:55, archived)
# Pfft...

* It looks like a chopper, only smaller
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 12:58, archived)
# *clips round ear*
*puts it away*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:01, archived)
# Pfft...

* Removes rib
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:32, archived)
# Do you work in a hospital
or on an oil rig?
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 12:50, archived)
# 'ospital, innit.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 12:56, archived)
# I went to a hospital once
I didn't like it.
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:02, archived)
# probably because you was such a horrid patient.
;)
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:03, archived)
# are you the A-Team
or something?
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Wed 14 Nov 2007, 12:53, archived)
# shhh
don't tell everyone..
do you have a problem?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 12:57, archived)
# yes
My boss is a cunt. Can you blow up his office?
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:02, archived)
# just let me finish wiring up my bosses office...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:04, archived)
# I need someone to repeatedly miss their target when shooting
call me at Stormtroopers Inc., Coruscant
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:02, archived)
# *imagines...*
(I helped save b3ta! IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 12:55, archived)
# hahaha!!
isn't the actual view from the QA helipad?!
ARE YOU STALKING ME?!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 12:56, archived)
# Shhh...
I'm stalking Ives...

...

Damn.
(I helped save b3ta! IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 12:58, archived)
# where did you find the picture?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 12:59, archived)
# Oh, it actually *is* your pad!?!
Er... I just googled 'Helicopter pad' or something similar.
(I helped save b3ta! IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:03, archived)
# it might not be...
but the view looks familar..
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:07, archived)
#
Here's the link to the image.

It's in Canada.

"Hamilton General Hospital relocates Helicopter landing to rooftop"

Obviously decided the basement wasn't working out...
(I helped save b3ta! IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:11, archived)
# ahhh
looks a bit like portsmouth.
poor, poor bastards.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:12, archived)
# It's a little known fact that
every time you visit Canada, all the airline does is fly in circles for a bit, then lands just outside Portsmouth.

With the money they make on this scam they pay everyone in Portsmouth to speak with an American accent.

This explains why 'Canadian' accents sound so similar to 'American' accents, but not quite...
(I helped save b3ta! IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:17, archived)
# A thought occurs...
...there are several Portsmouths...
(I helped save b3ta! IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:20, archived)
# THERE IS ONLY ONE TRUE PORTSMOUTH!!
thank god...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:22, archived)
# yes, it's totally reasonable to test a structure's stability by using half the force it's supposed to sustain...

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 14 Nov 2007, 12:58, archived)
# thats what i thought.....
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:00, archived)
#
I would hope that they would be comfortable with their design, rather than having to test it once it's already up!

"No good lads; looks like it's going to have to come down again."
(I helped save b3ta! IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:01, archived)
# the ramp to wheel beds down to the lift was an after-thought.....
they are complete twats here.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:02, archived)
# Ha!
EDIT: Where are you, so I know where not to fall-ill-within-flying-distance-of?
(I helped save b3ta! IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:04, archived)
# i'm not telling!
it's part of the fun!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:10, archived)
# I'm going with not-Canada.
(I helped save b3ta! IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:12, archived)
# hahaha
"if they can't walk, what are they doing up here??"
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 14 Nov 2007, 13:06, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 12:47, archived)
# I just like the part where she's calling out my name at the end.
I feel special now.


y'know - 'short bus' special.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 12:51, archived)
# hahahaha this wins all of teh interenets
*awards*



(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Wed 14 Nov 2007, 12:53, archived)
# hahahahaaa!

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 14 Nov 2007, 12:55, archived)