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# you dont decrease in size if you get shot
If one was to prop him up sufficiently, he would retain a similar height, I feel.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:12, archived)
# unless you're shot with a shrink ray
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:14, archived)
# shrink ray?
The Psychoanalyst of the Ocean?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:25, archived)
# to begin with yes
but once decompositition begins in earnest the deterioration of ones height is assured
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:14, archived)
# also
they shot him in the knees... so he has to use a wheel chair now
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:15, archived)
# reminds me of something the great Spike Milligan wrote
They chop down 100ft trees
To make chairs
I bought one
I am six-foot one inch
When I sit in the chair
I'm four foot two.
Did they really chop down a 100ft tree
To make me look shorter?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:20, archived)
# You do
if you use a hollow point
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:15, archived)
# haha
fair
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:22, archived)