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# Morning all...

I'm considering producing a series of these guides. I think they could be useful in survival situations...


(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 9:57, archived)
# Lovely
but just how big is a seamshorse?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 9:59, archived)
# 11p?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:03, archived)
# Are bears really that big?
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 9:59, archived)
# I think it's a small woman
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:00, archived)
# Maybe she's far away...
... Mornington Crescent.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:04, archived)
# Actually, yes grizzly bears are.
How scary is that???
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:00, archived)
# But that's like 4 metres tall!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:02, archived)
# 12 feet tall?!
According to the GrizzlyQuiz www.kidsturncentral.com/games/quiz/grizzlyquiz.htm
they can grow up to 9ft tall.

But this is otherwise an inormative animation and I welcome more of them.
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:02, archived)
# Wikipeado says no
8ft
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:04, archived)
# Gentle Ben was quite big
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:07, archived)
# until they shot him
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:10, archived)
# you dont decrease in size if you get shot
If one was to prop him up sufficiently, he would retain a similar height, I feel.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:12, archived)
# unless you're shot with a shrink ray
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:14, archived)
# shrink ray?
The Psychoanalyst of the Ocean?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:25, archived)
# to begin with yes
but once decompositition begins in earnest the deterioration of ones height is assured
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:14, archived)
# also
they shot him in the knees... so he has to use a wheel chair now
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:15, archived)
# reminds me of something the great Spike Milligan wrote
They chop down 100ft trees
To make chairs
I bought one
I am six-foot one inch
When I sit in the chair
I'm four foot two.
Did they really chop down a 100ft tree
To make me look shorter?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:20, archived)
# You do
if you use a hollow point
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:15, archived)
# haha
fair
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:22, archived)
# *feels stupid*
It's a polar bear...
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:14, archived)
# crikey you're right
that's the last time I'm going to the arctic
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:16, archived)
# lol
polar bears are tiny. the snow reflections and lack of landmarks in their habitat only makes them look large.

(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:16, archived)
# *works in a kiosk*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:18, archived)
# Ben! Ben!
/Clint Howard rocks blog
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:14, archived)
# I wonder how many deaths Gentle Ben has been responsible for
by perpetuating the myth that bears are an appropriate playmate for children...?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:20, archived)
# not enough
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:21, archived)
# Compared to Prince, yes
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:01, archived)
# Hahaha!
Teddy bear . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:01, archived)
# I actually almost replied just that
;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:02, archived)
# Big bears are
or maybe that human was an midget . . .

Woo! to the guide anyhoo I was wondering about getting an ant


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:01, archived)
# yeah
the ant's the coolest animal in that guide.... if you're not brave enough to get a badger
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:03, archived)
# Badger!?
*fears*

All those pointy teefs and that! no way!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:04, archived)
# depends on the size of the toilet..
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:03, archived)
# ning
I see you ignored my underhanded compliment re your zombification last night... :)
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:14, archived)
# yes...yes I did :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:28, archived)
# hehe
sorry. I've had bad experiences with brown toothed celtic fans threatening me in the street in glasgow for no reason. However, I'm not that prejudiced, a similar amount of rangers fans have done the same.

Apparently junkies, no matter what football shirt they're wearing, like to try and make me give them money by threatening me with bottles or telling me they have knives. I must look weak.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:34, archived)
# woo yay
more of this sort of thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:00, archived)
# Lovely
:)

You missed a crucial one out though

(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:04, archived)
# Arf!
Careful now...

: )

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:11, archived)
# Very informative!
More of this sort of thing.

In other news; WTF?
(I helped save b3ta! IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:14, archived)