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# a fucking coathanger sounds like fun
but also a risk of serious injury
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:29, archived)
# It did slice a bit off of my finger.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:30, archived)
# you shouldn't have so many fingers
it was just trying to help
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:36, archived)
# I can't just go and detatch the wee bugger can I
that's just mean.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:38, archived)
# hehe
that sounds like youtube material
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:39, archived)
# no dobber
it's the hanger on which his fucking coat hangs!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:31, archived)
# there's never just one fucking coat!
you postage stamp!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:35, archived)
# listen you fucking marmite smear,
use your knobbling imagination and imagine it with your mental imagine faculties. A coat. Embriodered with the finest gold filigree, stuffed with three kinds of cheese and served on the shoulders of a naked lady.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:38, archived)
# that's a fucking smoking jacket!
you throat bunny!

and you are misusing it for sexing the nuddy wummins!

you boat injurer!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:39, archived)
# Yay!
*opens a box of popcorn and sits back to watch*

(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:42, archived)
# *arrives late*
*sits nextby*
*steals popcorns*

did I miss something?
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:49, archived)
# It's interval now

(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 18:11, archived)
# ARG - you cretinous appendage joyride!
it came free with my shopping! It has a picture of Tina Arena speaking Turkish to the inside and is clearly to be used for the sexual purposes of bipedal arousal... IT SECRETES LUBRICANT

you Simon impersonator

I'm away home - this isn't over, we'll pick it up on Monday. I want that report on my desk by 9:45
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:44, archived)
# you funky toatsrack!
you stole it from a circus midget while he was trying to jumpstart his brokendown fiat punto!

scrabble™ protestor!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:47, archived)
# Boat injurer?
WTF?
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 18:18, archived)
# you seen an injured boat float?
no man, they sink to the bottom and become coral reefs
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 18:35, archived)
# blue peter princes wand?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:31, archived)
# that exact thing
or some other thing
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:35, archived)
# Precise, I like it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:36, archived)
# I didn't want to have any ambiguity
sort of
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:37, archived)
# You need to be like, you know, a bit EXACT
Slightly. If you fancy it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:38, archived)