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# Quick but accurate depiction of my day at Uni.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:28, archived)
# The future of this country, ladies and gentlemen.
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:29, archived)
# the last two survivors fighting over the love of a garment suspending device
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:30, archived)
# Aka
DIY abortion kit.

(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:34, archived)
# hehehe
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:34, archived)
# exactly,
both our carbrini clad girlfriends are pregnant, and we were desperatly in need of an abortion. As not to disgrace our family back in the council flat with a child born out of wedlock.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:37, archived)
# I get it now!

(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:40, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 18:01, archived)
# my mum had a feminist badge
with a hanger crossed over. I though it was quite funny and surrealistic, until she expleined to me what it ment. I was 10, I barely knew where babies came from.
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Fri 16 Nov 2007, 18:03, archived)
# babies also comes from tesco
everybody knows that.
(thec, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 18:44, archived)
# value condoms
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Fri 16 Nov 2007, 18:52, archived)
# ^this
I find it worrying that any doctor who treats you was once a medical student. That should automatically disqualify them from the profession.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:31, archived)
# a fucking coathanger sounds like fun
but also a risk of serious injury
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:29, archived)
# It did slice a bit off of my finger.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:30, archived)
# you shouldn't have so many fingers
it was just trying to help
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:36, archived)
# I can't just go and detatch the wee bugger can I
that's just mean.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:38, archived)
# hehe
that sounds like youtube material
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:39, archived)
# no dobber
it's the hanger on which his fucking coat hangs!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:31, archived)
# there's never just one fucking coat!
you postage stamp!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:35, archived)
# listen you fucking marmite smear,
use your knobbling imagination and imagine it with your mental imagine faculties. A coat. Embriodered with the finest gold filigree, stuffed with three kinds of cheese and served on the shoulders of a naked lady.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:38, archived)
# that's a fucking smoking jacket!
you throat bunny!

and you are misusing it for sexing the nuddy wummins!

you boat injurer!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:39, archived)
# Yay!
*opens a box of popcorn and sits back to watch*

(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:42, archived)
# *arrives late*
*sits nextby*
*steals popcorns*

did I miss something?
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:49, archived)
# It's interval now

(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 18:11, archived)
# ARG - you cretinous appendage joyride!
it came free with my shopping! It has a picture of Tina Arena speaking Turkish to the inside and is clearly to be used for the sexual purposes of bipedal arousal... IT SECRETES LUBRICANT

you Simon impersonator

I'm away home - this isn't over, we'll pick it up on Monday. I want that report on my desk by 9:45
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:44, archived)
# you funky toatsrack!
you stole it from a circus midget while he was trying to jumpstart his brokendown fiat punto!

scrabble™ protestor!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:47, archived)
# Boat injurer?
WTF?
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 18:18, archived)
# you seen an injured boat float?
no man, they sink to the bottom and become coral reefs
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 18:35, archived)
# blue peter princes wand?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:31, archived)
# that exact thing
or some other thing
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:35, archived)
# Precise, I like it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:36, archived)
# I didn't want to have any ambiguity
sort of
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:37, archived)
# You need to be like, you know, a bit EXACT
Slightly. If you fancy it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:38, archived)
# I would suggest...
You are not actually attending a university. But instead you are incarcerated in a mental holspital.
all the things they tell you are just to keep you calm...
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:30, archived)
# *Throws sink through window*
*escapes*
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:34, archived)
# now you sound like a rockstar
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:37, archived)
# I don't pay my taxes
but if I did....
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:30, archived)
# You'd complain about many other things also?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:32, archived)
# I'd certainly make more freedom of information requests
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:36, archived)
# this is a very valiant battle!
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:32, archived)
# It was...
and it's all on film.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:34, archived)
# BY GOD MAN STICK IT ON YOUTUBE!
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:38, archived)
# I will, but it has to be edited first!
So give it nearly a week and you shall see!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:46, archived)
# This is why uni is worth it.
dirty TJ:
Does anyone here wish to give a poor man a helping hand in setting up a website?
It would basically be a photo gallery of my paintings to sell plus a messaging service to commission portraits and such.
Can anyone help a b3tan with zero programming skills in need?
(John_Anon_Prince I have no heart and soul, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:38, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! shrinking man Been away a while, time I ventured back, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:52, archived)
# you don't need an own website for that...
www.deviantart.com/
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:58, archived)