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# What's brown sticky and dangerous?
(I helped save b3ta! mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 2:54, archived)
# projectile poo
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 2:55, archived)
# It's good but it's not right , it's a nazi shark brandishing a stick
(I helped save b3ta! mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 2:58, archived)
# his stick seems to have a SUPERSTOCK blade upon't.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 2:58, archived)
# look!!!! a load of nazi sharks racing around in a decoy
(I helped save b3ta! mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 2:59, archived)
# I AM DISTRACTED!
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 3:03, archived)
# *steals limes*
(I helped save b3ta! mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 3:13, archived)
# HIS LIMES!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 3:18, archived)
# I have brought lemons but the inferiority means that I am indaequate
and now can only mope at my poor manliness and penis size.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 3:27, archived)
# just wave it about with a greater level of fury
that'll show 'em! they won't know how to deal with it
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 3:29, archived)
# :'(
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 3:57, archived)
# FUCKING SHITTY SHARK NAZIS!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 3:03, archived)
# a sharpened wooden spear fired from a railgun
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 2:56, archived)
# very close
(I helped save b3ta! mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 2:58, archived)
# solar panels
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 2:56, archived)
# I know. I know.
A Nazi shark that has just spilled bong water everywhere.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 3:01, archived)
# nazi sharks don't smoke it makes them paranoid
And when they take e's they're jaw tightens so hard that it rips their faces off
(I helped save b3ta! mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 3:03, archived)
# pics or didn't happen
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 3:04, archived)
# they'd not be safe for work
It's really nasty when that happens
(I helped save b3ta! mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 3:13, archived)
# aw.
Oh well, at least I'll sleep tonight.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 3:20, archived)
# Your infected manhood.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 3:32, archived)
# I go sleep now
dream about basalt zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 3:42, archived)
# Me, covered in molasses
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 3:44, archived)
# Websheriff after they've finished licking out Prince's rectum?
...just a guess

*gnashes teeth*
(I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Sun 18 Nov 2007, 4:00, archived)