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[challenge entry] 'Coming out tonight Gaz?'
'Nah, I'm'...



inspiration as hummused by ape.

From the New Cockney Rhyming Slang challenge. See all 331 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sun 9 Feb 2003, 23:58, archived)
# ah yes
the country french shite...nice!

a lirrel bit woo, a lirrel bit yay, lirrel bit dodgy
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 0:00, archived)
# i like
the classic chasseur one, yum :-p
(I helped save b3ta! pip, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 0:02, archived)
# i was going to put "a bit shite"
but then the mini-unpaid-lawyers in my head told me not to.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 0:02, archived)
# I've had that feeling.
Fredjack:

Someone's advertised a job -


AU-NSW-Sydney-Graphic Designer

We need extremely creative & talented graphic designers to join our team.

Freelance, Part-Time, Full-Time. You must be Super Skilled in Photoshop & Illustrator. Idealy with experience in the design of Point of Sale, Promotions, Packaging, Brochures, Corporate Identity etc, from concept to press ready art.

FMCG, multimedia & web experience would be an absolute bonus.

If you think you are one of the best designers in the state, then we want you on our team.

Send your vitals as well as pics of your best work in PDF format to the email below.

Should I send them a resume? Will b3ta stuff do?
(Indole Ring, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 0:03, archived)
# Yeah why not
I'm sure b3ta stuff would be fine as long as it shows off your skills (and is clean and not libellous)

Reet - g'nite folks sleep tight, god bless, bed bugs and all that!
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 0:04, archived)
# Indeed, why not?
They can't be all that picky if they make spelling mistakes in their ads.
(Indole Ring, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 0:08, archived)
# maybe they are just
a lirrel bit lacksidasical
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 0:09, archived)
# n'night
think i'll turn in too, past midnight now and work tomorrow etc...

sweet dreams folks
(I helped save b3ta! pip, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 0:11, archived)
# Night all
(Indole Ring, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 0:14, archived)
# i'll send them me vitals
organs
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 0:05, archived)
# Mmmm ...
gooey
(Indole Ring, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 0:09, archived)
# Send the CV
your b3ta stuff is more than good enough, and it'll test if the company have a sense of humour or not ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! bob dinosaur, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 0:06, archived)
# Thanks
Having been out of work for over a year, I need a bit of confidence.
(Indole Ring, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 0:09, archived)
# Just send them
the watch in your profile.
Good luck ;)
(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 0:11, archived)
# Thank you
I was wondering which ones would look best to advertisers.

There's always this actual advertisement.

sneaks in repost
(Indole Ring, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 0:13, archived)
# That is ace
And just what I wanted to see before bedtime.
(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 0:15, archived)
# nice!
I'd not seen that one. I guess that sort fo thing is fine to include, and anything that it clearly b3tan humour should possibly not be!
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 0:19, archived)
# The job is
as good as yours!

(Send me copies of the ads you do!)
(I helped save b3ta! K3rry, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 1:47, archived)
# If they're not impressed by your
classical reworkings, then they're not a company you want to work for...
(I helped save b3ta! bob dinosaur, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 0:12, archived)
# ...and g'night
me tired and have to work tomorrow.
(I helped save b3ta! bob dinosaur, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 0:13, archived)
# Gnite
and thanks
(Indole Ring, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 0:14, archived)
# go for it!
if your b3ta stuff isn't good enough, i can't imagine what is!
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 0:09, archived)
# Okay, I'm convinced
I'll put together a portfolio today. At least I'll be doing something positive, instead of feeling bored and sorry for myself.
(Indole Ring, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 0:11, archived)
# hooray!
go for it!
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 0:16, archived)
# hehe
"You must be Super Skilled"
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 0:10, archived)
# and
Good at Capitalising Words.
(Indole Ring, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 0:14, archived)
# definitely!
you're easily creative and talented enough :)
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 0:13, archived)
# Ta
As an unemployed 42 year old, I need the encouragement. Will now get to work ...
(Indole Ring, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 0:16, archived)
# Have you done
Brochures, ads, and other print stuff? Looks like they are looking for more of a graphic designer. But certainly, go ahead and apply.
(I helped save b3ta! Artamnesia, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 1:10, archived)
# I have done a bit
of print stuff, though it was mostly years ago. Having had a look at their website, I think my photoshop skills are well up to scratch by their standards.
(Indole Ring, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 1:12, archived)