The Tube message was meant to be'Mind the cat', but an early daft was mis-typed. The important message was never delivered to the public, and even now there are over three hundred attacks on commuters by enraged feral cats on the Bakerloo line alone.
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wheelybird mreee!,
Tue 20 Nov 2007, 16:29,
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They're nothing compared to the horses.*Goes into the tunnels, armed with a special gun*
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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts,
Tue 20 Nov 2007, 16:30,
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Is that per month or per year?I think it's shocking that TfL mask the true figures on cat attacks on the tube...
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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm...,
Tue 20 Nov 2007, 16:31,
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I'm not surprised...On the East London line they carry knives...
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Tue 20 Nov 2007, 16:35,
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Everything is worse on the Northern Line
Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Tue 20 Nov 2007, 16:37,
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*pens song with that as the title*4. song is completly ignored by everyone.
5. song is realeased some years later by a band of robots constructed by Future_SimonCowbell_28 who win.
Prof UnderCover evitable,
Tue 20 Nov 2007, 16:41,
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