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# Stand behind the yelllow line............





I think the yellow line is much like the 70mph limit on the motorway, nice idea but in reality pointless.
(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 16:26, archived)
# Hahahaha
*pushes*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 16:28, archived)
# Pfffft
Ace =]
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# I like this
and the click proves it to be so
(I helped save b3ta! Duncoffin is life., Tue 20 Nov 2007, 16:29, archived)
# Aaha!
Scarily it took me a while to notice aswell! Eeek!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 16:29, archived)
# The Tube message was meant to be
"Mind the cat", but an early daft was mis-typed. The important message was never delivered to the public, and even now there are over three hundred attacks on commuters by enraged feral cats on the Bakerloo line alone.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 16:29, archived)
# They're nothing compared to the horses.
*Goes into the tunnels, armed with a special gun*

/day today
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 16:30, archived)
# Is that per month or per year?
I think it's shocking that TfL mask the true figures on cat attacks on the tube...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 20 Nov 2007, 16:31, archived)
# Per year.

It's worse on the Northern line.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 16:33, archived)
# I'm not surprised...
On the East London line they carry knives...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 20 Nov 2007, 16:35, archived)
# Everything is worse on the Northern Line

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 16:37, archived)
# *pens song with that as the title*
4. profit
4. song is completly ignored by everyone.
5. song is realeased some years later by a band of robots constructed by Future_SimonCowbell_28 who win.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 16:41, archived)
# Haha!
Very good
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 16:29, archived)
# nice one.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 16:30, archived)
# Ha ha ha
Lovely
(Pachey, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 16:30, archived)
# Typical tourists
I read somewhere it's on the tube because that's the rough distance of someone reaching for their briefcase and not being struck by an incomming tubetrain

this may be bollocks, however
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 16:34, archived)
# depends on how tall you are I spose.....
hmmm

I will test this theory on the central and bakerloo lines tonight....
(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 16:36, archived)
# haha
grand!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 16:41, archived)