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# heh, this is great.
i'm off now though - see you anon.
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 7:27, archived)
# would you care to help me come up with another anagram for trouble in paradise before you leave?
although i don't think i'll be able to top stale urine biopad.
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 7:29, archived)
# paradise in trouble

trap a rude sine blido

I rap and treble usio

pederast lair in obu

arse pad in tile rbou
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 7:40, archived)
# good one.
-puts in book-
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 7:40, archived)
# THERE ARE MORE
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 7:52, archived)
# ha mennie?
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 7:53, archived)
# FO
DO YOU AIN'T SEEN 'IM, CHUMP?
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 7:55, archived)
# i seen 'im.
'e jus' ain't comin' back.
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 8:01, archived)
# A Dab Irresolute Pin
A Dab Puerile Intros
A Dab Retire Upsilon
A Dab Reties Purloin
A Dab Retie Purloins
A Dab Eel Irruptions
A Dab Lee Irruptions
A Dab Eels Irruption
A Dab Else Irruption
A Dab Lees Irruption
A Dab Repute Sirloin
A Dab Lintier Poseur
A Dab Polities Rerun
A Dab Oilier Punster
A Dab Oilier Punters
A Dab Oiliest Pruner
A Dab Pointier Lures
A Dab Pointier Rules
A Dab Interiors Pule
A Dab Interior Pules
A Dab Interior Pulse
A D

I could go on
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 7:41, archived)
# what the fuck is this?
did i ask for a list of anagrams beginning with the words "A dab?"
get the fuck out of my office.
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 7:44, archived)
# No, YOU get the fuck out of MY office.
Where the fuck is my secretary, anyway?
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 7:56, archived)
# Oh, sorry.
*hands back her pants*
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 8:01, archived)
# get the fuck out of his secretary's office.
or i will completely ignore you for the rest of your life.
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 8:03, archived)
# *sniffs*
Shit, you're right!
*sprays air-freshener*
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 8:06, archived)
# and while you're at it, visit an abortion clinic.
and for christ's sake get that tumor removed before ever speaking to me again. i really can't allow that in this house of God.
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 8:07, archived)
# Not as such. Let nature run its course a bit.
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 8:14, archived)
# but it's taking soooooooo loooooooooooooooooooong.
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 8:17, archived)
# we are at present, both inside of MY office.
and your secretary is in HER office, where you left her AN HOUR AND A HALF AGO.
and ONCE AGAIN, YOU ARE FIRED.
NOW LEAVE.
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 8:02, archived)
# I DON'T THINK YOU UNDERSTAND THE SERIOUSNESS OF THIS CONVERSATION.
I am sitting behind my desk, and you are standing in front of me, stinking the place out.

If you do not leave, I will call security and then sue your ass.
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 8:04, archived)
# YOU'LL sue ME?
I'LL BAKE YOUR GRANDMOTHER.
a cake.
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 8:06, archived)
# So you've walked into my office, told me to get out, refused to admit your error
and now you're making jokes about my grandmother's cremation?

I will give the security guards a fifty so they kick you in the guts a few times outside.
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 8:09, archived)
# police! arrest this raving lunatic! he has admitted to stealing my building right out from under my feet.
and implied money laundering and practicing taxidermy on the homeless! he is a menace to sobriety!
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 8:13, archived)
# SECURITY
*snaps fingers*
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 8:15, archived)
# oh look, he thinks security is summoned by fingers snapping.
-presses button that releases rabid bats-
-gets carried off by security-
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 8:17, archived)
# Next time, don't march into the CEO's office at ANAGRAMS LLC unless you are ready to hear every single last possibility of an anagram.
It's what we do here at ANAGRAMS LLC.
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 8:18, archived)
# i find that highly suspect.
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 8:19, archived)
# *offers scented body-spray*
BUY TWENTY AND I ADD IPOOED AND AIDS.
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 8:23, archived)
# aids?
give them to me.
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 8:35, archived)
# A bad pulse interior
looks good to me.
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 7:44, archived)
# a bad pulse interior is better than a good interior pulse.
that's what i always say.
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 7:48, archived)
# As long as there is one, it's good.
Without it, one is BBQ!!!
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 7:51, archived)
# i'll make sure and tell the doorman for you.
in the meantime i'll have a new set of keys made as soon as i can.
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 7:54, archived)
# do you write spam emails?
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 8:37, archived)
# like a pro.
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 9:09, archived)
# damn you. i almost made it.
i had the scrabble board out anyway. here are a few:

prouder banalities

spit adorable urine

bastard peurile ion

rude insatiable pro


any of those work for you?
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 8:08, archived)
#
A Bad Resilient Pour
A Bad Irresolute Nip
A Bad Irresolute Pin
A Bad Puerile Intros
A Bad Retire Upsilon
A Bad Reties Purloin
A Bad Retie Purloins
A Bad Eel Irruptions
A Bad Lee Irruptions
A Bad Eels Irruption
A Bad Else Irruption
A Bad Lees Irruption
A Bad Repute Sirloin
A Bad Lintier Poseur
A Bad Polities Rerun
A Bad Oilier Punster
A Bad Oilier Punters
A Bad Oiliest Pruner
A Bad Pointier Lures
A Bad Pointier Rules
A Bad Interiors Pule
A Bad Interior Pules
A Bad Interior Pulse
A Bad Tinier Leprous
A Bad Purities Loner
A Bad Purities Enrol
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 8:10, archived)
# i hate using one or two letter words.
always feels like cheating to me.

i used to play scrabble with an old woman, we'd do theme games - all bible, all shakespeare, all archaic. it was good for honing werd skills.
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 8:12, archived)
# I used to love scrabble as a kid, but never bought a board after moving out from home.
I might get one.
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 8:14, archived)
# i have five or six boards. i'm addicted.
i was going to tile my backsplash with the wooden tiles once. i may do it in my next den of sin.
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 8:15, archived)
# That's given me a great idea for an outdoor tiled area.
SCRABBLEBOARD!

Now I need some tiles, and a house.
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 8:17, archived)
# and satan.
and gum.
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 8:19, archived)
# I've got those, if my local catholic guy is to be believed.
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 8:20, archived)
# Run! Likely he has just A DAB left.
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 8:27, archived)
# did you have an all-cross-country-skiing themed game at any time?
neither did i.
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 8:16, archived)
# Baronial Disrepute
Libertarian Souped
Libertarian Pseudo
Banalities Prouder
Insatiable Prouder
Parable Eruditions
Ablation Pruderies
Proletarian Busied
Separation Rebuild
Separation Builder
Deliberation Supra
Inebriated Parlous
Inaudible Prorates
Inaudible Praetors
Parboiled Urinates
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 8:22, archived)
# Seaboard Peril Unit
Lapboard Urine Site
Labrador Pine Suite
Abroad Uterine Lips
Abroad Uterine Lisp
Abroad Uterine Slip
Uneatable Drop Iris
Trainable Dire Soup
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 8:25, archived)
# 100% Parboiled Urinates in every Trainable Dire Soup we make.
AIDS EXTRA.
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 8:35, archived)
# Pseudo Libertarian!
FTW, They all are!!!!, hahahaha!!!!

/blog
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 8:28, archived)
# i just found that one.
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 8:31, archived)
# how are you getting these?
and why do they all begin with the same words?
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 8:15, archived)
# The list stopped early and I didn't refresh the page
wordsmith.org/anagram/anagram.cgi?anagram=trouble+in+paradise&t=1000

I was going to post everything, but when I saw how long the list was, I decided against it.
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 8:16, archived)
# CHEATER.
any machine can rearrange letters.
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 8:18, archived)
# ONLY A HUMAN BRAIN CAN LOVE DOING IT.
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 8:19, archived)
# AND POSTBEAR TOO!
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 8:29, archived)
# JOH MY GOHD.
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 8:35, archived)
# yes, they all work for me.
since they're all real words.
welldone.
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 8:14, archived)
# yay!
i usually just pick a fun word and see if the remaining letters do anything. prouder banalities is my favourite - it could be an undiscovered ayn rand book.

really must get to bed now, but thanks for the brain stretch!
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 8:17, archived)
# that is a good one.
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 8:19, archived)
# Cya pb.
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 7:39, archived)
# Cya pb, a.k.a. twin.
I want payback.
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 7:43, archived)
# i came back. but i go soon. for reals.
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 8:09, archived)