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[challenge entry] Not sure if I 'd like these on


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(dapthechap probably has this as a status on facebook, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 11:57, archived)
# Superstrong, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 11:58, archived)
# I wouldnt wear any microsoft contraceptive.
.
although "safe mode" may be useful.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 12:02, archived)
# Could be a disaster
if you got the BSOD at the wrong moment.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 12:04, archived)
# Well it's better than Linux.
You'll just get open source. Sores. See what I did there?
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 12:05, archived)
# Very
good
(dapthechap probably has this as a status on facebook, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 12:07, archived)
# ooo, a pun
or play on words.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 12:08, archived)
# i'd be worried
about all the holes in the security system
(I helped save b3ta! anno domini hiatus, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 12:15, archived)
# Before "coming up" in "safe mode"
Does if run ScanDick?
(I helped save b3ta! The_Intriguing_Mr_P, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 12:16, archived)
# Automated
Virus-checking might be a handy feature...
(I helped save b3ta! L-Space - scientia sapientes vocat., Mon 10 Feb 2003, 12:18, archived)
# And a Furwall
*groan*
(I helped save b3ta! The_Intriguing_Mr_P, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 12:21, archived)
# Intrusion Detection?
or penetration testing...
(I helped save b3ta! L-Space - scientia sapientes vocat., Mon 10 Feb 2003, 12:22, archived)
# for the kinkier people out there
there has to be some funny thing to say about IP?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 12:24, archived)
# or even
ICMP....
ewwwww.
(I helped save b3ta! L-Space - scientia sapientes vocat., Mon 10 Feb 2003, 12:26, archived)
# And don't even get me started
about the amount of spam that comes in every day...
(I helped save b3ta! The_Intriguing_Mr_P, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 12:41, archived)
# although we all enjoy
a static route

this is getting far to geeky :-)
(I helped save b3ta! tstar, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 13:12, archived)
# Is it
Bill Gates = Packet of Mates?

EDIT: Or Packet of Gates = Packet of Mates?
(I helped save b3ta! hazzamon I've nothing better to do, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 11:59, archived)
# it
can be hard enuf to get the fuckers on without haveing to look at that guys face.
(I helped save b3ta! johnvile dsfadsfgafgf, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 12:02, archived)
# Micro
and Soft are two words I would't want to hear when attempting to put on a condom...
(I helped save b3ta! L-Space - scientia sapientes vocat., Mon 10 Feb 2003, 12:10, archived)
# they won't
stop you getting virii
(I helped save b3ta! aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 12:42, archived)
# gates = mates
My hardware would probably go software if I had to use those. Also they'd probably break in the middle of use and you'd have to take it off and restart. Better to use Lirex.
(Outsider, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 16:07, archived)