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# Always buy toothpaste from reliable sources.

Didn't take that long to do, but meh.
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 20:33, archived)
# good advice
nice
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 20:36, archived)
# great!
NSFW
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 20:37, archived)
#
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 20:45, archived)
# yay.
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 20:38, archived)
# Actually, birds don't shit.
It's solid urine.

/Useless fact.
(I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 20:52, archived)
# So are they shitting piss?
or pissing shit?

Dammit, I want to know!!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 20:55, archived)
# The white bit is piss.
But if you look, there is also a brown bit amongst the white.
That is the shit.
So technically they're doing both.

(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 20:57, archived)
# Actually, the truth is scarier
University studies show that the active ingredient used in toothpaste and hair conditioner is bull semen.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 20:39, archived)
# Kinky.

(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 20:40, archived)