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# Fool me once, shame on — shame on you...

...Fool me โ€” you can't get fooled again.
Clip here
(moistness, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 1:58, archived)
# Gore was ok in the Futurama film
But quick TJ - who the hell is so OCD as to write a wiki page about doorknobs?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 2:02, archived)
# humm particularly referencing the infections they can spread...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 2:04, archived)
# DOORKNOBS CAN SPREAD MANY INFECTIONS!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 2:04, archived)
# "NOT TO BE TAKEN INTERNALLY"
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 2:08, archived)
# GIDDYAP
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 2:18, archived)
# What a big knob between his legs
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 2:20, archived)
# Yes.
One could almost describe him as a door handle rider.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 2:25, archived)
# ahem
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 2:36, archived)
# I BEG TO DIFFER
(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 2:19, archived)
#
Oxford Comma of Doom?
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 2:47, archived)
# Oh dear, that's our own Comma!
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 2:50, archived)
#
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 2:50, archived)
#
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wall
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 2:51, archived)
#
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spoon
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 2:52, archived)
# haha i forgot "Spoon!" was The Tick's signature battlecry
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 3:26, archived)
# I QUESTION THE VERACITY OF THESE SO-CALLED FACTS
 
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elk
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 2:53, archived)
# It's like the old Rob Newman joke about looking up the word "tree" in the dictionary
I mean, it's a fucking tree, for fucks sake...a tree? Don't you know what a tree is? Jesus...

I just watched Bender's Big Score tonight, and was well impressed that Gore agreed to do it. It was well good.

[edit] For fuck's sake, "A doorknob is a device which enables doors and windows to be opened."

Who uses a doorknob to open a window? Unless they pull it off the door and throw it through the glass, I mean...
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 3:17, archived)
# ..but windows don't have knobs, they have handles, latches or levers..!
 
DAMN YOU WIKIPEDIA! DAMN YOU AND YOUR TRIVIAL INNACCURACIES
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 3:57, archived)
# Bender's Big Score tried too hard to be clever.
It was good, but it could have been better. Maybe I just got too excited about it.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 7:34, archived)
# And which ker-raaazy cat added "anal" with back-passage...?!
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 9:06, archived)
# pfffffffft!
 
Subtle..

I like.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 2:04, archived)
# Ha
nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 2:08, archived)