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From the Animal Suicides challenge. See all 297 entries (closed)

(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 14:39, archived)
# hahahaha!!
lollage!!
*clicks*
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 14:41, archived)
# Pffffffffffffffffffft......
*cleek*
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 14:42, archived)
# hee hee heeeeee
Ace!
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 14:43, archived)
# when do i get my prize, and what is it?
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 14:45, archived)
# Close your eyes and hold your hands out...
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 14:46, archived)
# *shuts eyes tight*
*holds hands out*
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 14:47, archived)
# *deposits prize*
*runs*
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 14:48, archived)
# i'm just happy to have won something...
*cherishes*
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 14:50, archived)
# it's the nigerian state lottery
you need to send in a small bond of £500 before you can claim your winnings
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 14:47, archived)
# if i had £500 i'd be outta here so fast!
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 14:47, archived)
# If I weighed 500 pounds, I wouldn't be going anywhere fast.
/stupid 'mercan blog
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 14:49, archived)
# you are one the very few normal sized people aren't you?
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 14:51, archived)
# Yup!
Proud to be an anomaly!

Keep the kiddies pretty thin, too.

It's a never-ending source of embarassment to me to entertain British business associates who come here and dine at a typical American restaurant and be surrounded by the typical looking fat diners going to the buffet line for third portions. I'm not a health nut by any stretch, but c'mon, people!
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 14:55, archived)
# PIGGIES!!!
it's the idiotic portions too!
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 14:57, archived)
# Indeed!
And you can't get dessert unless you're a Clean Plate Ranger!
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 14:59, archived)
# you could go all the way to lincolnshire on british rail for that
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 14:50, archived)
# LINCONSHIRE BASH!
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 14:52, archived)
# nice
very Andrew Lau
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 14:43, archived)
# *office lols*
(, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 14:44, archived)