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# Test drive a goatse


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Apperently you can test drive a goatse. according to www.motorpoint.co.uk
(flexiblefish, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 17:38, archived)
# took me a while to spot it :)


(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 17:40, archived)
# Hmm I see!
But you should make something and post it.

*insert candle below here*
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 17:44, archived)
# You greedy pig!
You're just after loads of cake.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 17:49, archived)
# Its still the same day.
I wasn't sure though.
but it is.
I'm not hungry, i just had cookie.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 17:56, archived)
# You ate my sister's dead hamster?
You sick fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 18:05, archived)
# I got it mixed up with real cookies.
It was nice anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 18:19, archived)
# If a tad brittle.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 18:20, archived)
# He's not the messiah
he's a very naughty boy
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Thu 29 Nov 2007, 17:46, archived)
# quick tell the internet!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 17:47, archived)
# i am the voice of the internets
/mysterons. //misterons?
(sp)

*insert candle below here*
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 17:48, archived)
# minestrone?

*insert donation here*
*receive cayke here*
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Thu 29 Nov 2007, 17:50, archived)
# I shall.
Gonna see about getting a debit card tommorow :D
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 17:56, archived)
# huzzah!
*offers cayke on advance loan*
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Thu 29 Nov 2007, 17:58, archived)
# haha
thanks
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 17:58, archived)
# I need to sort mine out tomorrow..
I think I'm now buggered if I want an interest free overdraft when I bother to go off to uni..

It's fun to put things off ^_^

And happy day!
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 29 Nov 2007, 17:59, archived)
# Thanks.
I'm putting my uni application off at the moment.

eek.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 18:17, archived)
# Get it sorted
I deferred an entry, got my results and acquired a place.

Weight off my mind for the next year, you really wanna get it sorted =]

ALSO, WHY WON'T SOMEONE POST SOMETHING NEW, I'VE BEEN STARING AT WWW.POSTSCREENSHOTSFROMTHEINTERNET.COM FOR TOO LONG NOW.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 29 Nov 2007, 18:30, archived)
# Good point.
Just because you said that i will now write my personal statement.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 18:36, archived)
# It's well worth it mate, I'm glad I did it
I haven't finished sorting out student loans or housing yet, and I'm starting to worry, I need to do it soon, it's best to get everything worked out, deciding whether or not you're taking a gap year and sorting out everything that can be done in preparation.

I couldn't sort out a loan or housing last year because I'm having a gap year now, so I need to sort that out now, but whatever you're doing, make sure everything that can be done is sorted as soon as possible =]

Then you won't shit yourself when you realise you've left it a little bit too late.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 29 Nov 2007, 18:39, archived)
# Its funny that i'm taking this advice much more seriously than from my tutor
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 18:55, archived)
# That's because nobody listens to them =P
You need to take advice from people who have only just done stuff to take it seriously.

You would take the advice even more if I'd just missed a deadline and hated myself for it.

I'm a lazy bugger, I always leave things to the last minute, I didn't with this just because I know I would be buggered if I didn't sort it, because I'd recieved the same advice from people in the year above me.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 29 Nov 2007, 19:00, archived)
# I don't know how to start it.
I might just bum geology and hope for the best.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 19:44, archived)
# sssss


As it's you.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 18:40, archived)
# Could you make it a little bit smaller?
It's so big it's hurting my eyes and imparing my ability to read.

You also smell.

Because this is a screen shot of your desktop, not just internets.

Failure.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 29 Nov 2007, 18:44, archived)
# My desktop is much ruder.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 18:46, archived)
# I can see your XP flaps.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 29 Nov 2007, 18:54, archived)
# *inserts candle*
is that right?
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 17:53, archived)
# Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 17:55, archived)
# happy b3taday!
sorry i coughed all over your cake, so i ate it to save you getting this 'orrid bug!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 18:03, archived)
# Thakns!
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 18:17, archived)
# I'm not quick
I'm just easy
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Thu 29 Nov 2007, 17:48, archived)
# why am i looking at your internets?
(I helped save b3ta! Gobfrey Shrdlu put his plans for world domination into effect on, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 17:48, archived)
# because is serious business?
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Thu 29 Nov 2007, 17:51, archived)
# *books test drive*

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 29 Nov 2007, 17:53, archived)
# Not at Motorpoint you don't
I live 5 minutes away from the Burnley one, and at one point considered getting a car from them, to be told by the arrogant twat of a salesman that I would have to go to a main dealer, test drive the car there, then go back and buy it from them.
I bought it from the main dealer in the end, and still stick two fingers up at the twunts who work there when I drive by. They have the attitude that if you don't buy the car someone else will (which is true).

/Emotionally scarred blog
(AMadDayYes, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 18:49, archived)
# Just dont drink and drive!


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(JediHomer Weebles wobble, some fall down, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 18:06, archived)
# so, the idea is that it's ok to drive
when wasted on bacardi breezer?

Must be near Los Angeles...
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Thu 29 Nov 2007, 18:09, archived)
# I see
Goatse
(Eggbound Distinctly Minty Munty, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 20:18, archived)
# some more of telling the internet quickly
a six storey jenga tower

edit - our days are numbered
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 18:16, archived)
# ?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 18:21, archived)
# ?
???
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Thu 29 Nov 2007, 18:23, archived)
# Question :
What's the difference between The Pottery Fonz and someone who isn't The Pottery Fonz?
Answer : The Pottery Fonz. Aaaayyy!
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 18:22, archived)
# What about a lottery Fonz?
You have a 1 in 55 million chance of having real thumbs!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 29 Nov 2007, 18:25, archived)
# Question: What's not The Pottery Fonz?
Answer: Anything that's not The Pottery Fonz
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 18:53, archived)
# Question: Do you write for Little Britain?
Answer: You write for Little Britain.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 18:56, archived)
# And there I was
looking for the Ford Goatse. I daren't shop that...
(I helped save b3ta! uncle bastard is twanging a dan moi, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 21:14, archived)