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# I hate the time warp
It's boil-in-the-bag perversion for sexually repressed accountants and first-year drama students with too many posters of Betty Blue, The Blues Brothers, Big Blue and Blue Velvet on their blue bloody walls.

/spaced
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 10:58, archived)
# Exactly!
: )
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 10:59, archived)
# I like it for that very reason
It's deviant sexuality in a socially acceptable way.
I hate that it has to be such an issue, but I love that the outlet exists. Small steps are better than none :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:00, archived)
# Exactly. You've gotta start somewhere...
you can't just jump straight in with that kind of thing. You might end up getting hurt....
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:02, archived)
# I dislike it for that very reason :D
"Deviant" sexuality nicely parceled up and safely put into the 'wacky & a bit naughty' pigeonhole
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:02, archived)
# "put into the [...] naughty pigeonhole"
fnaar fnaar
oh, sorry. this is the kind of thing you were talking about. *gets back to planning to wow the whole marketing team with 'simply insane' antics at the office xmas party/team-building exercise. in comic sans*
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:06, archived)
# *hands you catalogue full of comedy wigs, oversized/undersized hats, inflatable penises and boxershorts with plastic arses stuck on the back*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:07, archived)
# why do student poster sales always sell the same things, year after year?
is there just one company who makes them all?
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:03, archived)
# Nahh, that's just silly talk
*calls printers and informs them someone might be onto our scheme*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:06, archived)
# code red! code red!
looks like we're going to have to drop the whole line of "take me to your dealer" aliens with giant spliffs
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:09, archived)
# *drapes huge USSR flag over pallet of Chimp Sitting On the Toilet posters*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:10, archived)
# *asks for the following offences to be taken into account*:
that oasis one with them all lounging on a bed
trainspotting
pulp fiction
something with a whale on
they were cheap, and my walls were bare
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:15, archived)
# I never had posters on my walls as a teenager - I just tore out full page adverts for Spectrum computer games out of 'Crash' and put them on the wall O_o
However, I currently have a large poster on my bedroom wall of Alex the Lion from the film Madagascar posing and saying "Who's the Lion?"
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:17, archived)
# like the
take me to your dealer alien
(Mallet Mallet, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:09, archived)
# ach! mindpiss
(if you don't understand that term yet, you will soon)
or possibly just that there is no more hated poster than that one (at least since the early '90s magic eye craze)
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:12, archived)
# I have a particular dislike for Che Guevara posters
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:14, archived)
# I hear Simon Pegg is a big fan of b3ta
so could be one of us....

J'ACCUSE!! *points*
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:05, archived)
# ..
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:07, archived)
# ^there he is!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:08, archived)
# Get 'im!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:29, archived)
# Thats what I was going to say!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Jamie_W If your life had a face I would punch it., Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:23, archived)