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# while i'm sure somebody cares, i feel safe and indeed justified in saying
NOBODY CARES
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:10, archived)
# Why did you dial 999
And also ^this
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:11, archived)
# a pair of large guys had a fight with themselves and my front door
i've no idea why
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:17, archived)
# How bizzare
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:21, archived)
# i believe drinking had something to do with it
and a girl called Mandy
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:22, archived)
# Oh Mandy
well you came and you gave without taking, and I sent you away. *THUMP*
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:23, archived)
# if only...
;)
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:26, archived)
# bizarrely
my first porn memory (I may have seen porn before, but the one that stuck in my mind first) was a black-and-white computer animation entitled "oh, Mandy!"
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:26, archived)
# Wonder if that bloke got any blood on his front door
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:12, archived)
# indeed
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:16, archived)