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# maybe my skim-reading of the board was inadequate...
...but has anyone noticed the news story about the 61-year-old man who punched an 8-year-old trick-or-treater in the face?

(my, that's a lot of hyphens.)
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:07, archived)
# There sure are a lot of pictures on /talk tonight...
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:08, archived)
# /talk is a strange place, i dont understand it
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:12, archived)
# Nobody understands it.
It doesn't exist...

Not tonight anyway, apparently...
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:12, archived)
# ?
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:15, archived)
# Actually I do recognise him
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:17, archived)
# calm down dear
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:18, archived)
# *takes a deep breath*
Cheers love =]
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:19, archived)
# sorry.
yes I should. have.
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:24, archived)
# *slaps wrists*
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:25, archived)
# ooh.
I like that. Do it again.
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:28, archived)
# *retires to bunker*
*boils kettle*
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:09, archived)
# Coffee with milk for me please
I have no biscuits, but I have some things that aren't Cornettos. I call them Tescettos, cos that's where they're from.

I trust that is satisfactory?
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:11, archived)
# I have just made a chocolate cake
We can have that with tea or coffee.

I have also brewed a jug of decaff coffee.

*unlocks bunker*
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:13, archived)
# what,
no carrot cake?
good job i brought some jaffas
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:16, archived)
# FUCK
I forgot to buy jaffas!

I was going to drink them tonight!!!

I'll get them tomorrow, but won't be able to do it until sunday, dinner parties and jaffa puke usually don't go hand in hand..
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:18, archived)
# unless
you live in a wacky '70's sitcom
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:19, archived)
# *travels through time*
Ooh, wicked.

Cheers for the tip!
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:20, archived)
# is your boss invited?
or the vicar?
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:22, archived)
# Neither.
MWAHAHAHAHA.

I truly am a bastard.
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:23, archived)
# then you don't have to worry
about committing some dreadful faux-pas that could lose you your job.
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:26, archived)
# True.
However, I am hosting/cooking/cleaning for friends, it might not go down too well...

I shall have the marvelous jaffashake on sunday =]
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:27, archived)
# nibbles are your friends
keep 'em busy while you finish the cooking! make sure no-one has more than 2 drinks before dinner, though, they probably won't have eaten all day and you don't want drunken idiots ruining all your hard work, do you?
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:30, archived)
# I'm not spending too long cooking =P
10 minutes max for the starter, 30 minutes max for the main, about 30 seconds max for the dessert.

Piss easy stuff ^_^
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:34, archived)
# wish i'd done that!
terrine with rocket salad starter, beef wellington main and raspberry pavlova dessert. took fucking ages!
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:37, archived)
# Heh
Those are some pretty slow cooking dishes..

I've got mixed bean filo parcels with sweet pepper and cherry tomato salad for starter, salmon steaks with a creamy cucumber sauce with new potatoes and green beans with parsley and butter sauce for the main, and a raspberry sorbet for dessert.

Nice and quick ^_^
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:41, archived)
# bugger!
i love sorbet!
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:43, archived)
# It's reeeally easy to make!
Just whack some frozen berries in a blender with some Ribena for a few seconds, and it's sorted =]
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:48, archived)
# i might give that a try
when i can taste again!
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:51, archived)
# Good luck with that
and don't forget we want pictures!
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:28, archived)
# Oh you knows it =]
It shall be my first ever RPS methinks =]
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:34, archived)
# 'nings Pot
Any chance of a slyce of cayke?
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:17, archived)
# Cake all round
I never end up eating it all myself anyway :)
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:27, archived)
# Have a biscuit
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:16, archived)
# OOOOOOOH
My favourite kind of chocolate ON A BISCUIT??
I made cookies with G&B dark and white, they were wonderful. I've never seen the ready-made biscuits though.
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:18, archived)
# I am eating them right now
I shave the dark choc onto their vanilla ice cream. It's fucking wonderful!
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:20, archived)
# They make ice cream too?
WHY WAS I NOT INFORMED OF THIS?
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:22, archived)
# ha!
your pics of delicious biccies will not phase me today, i have temporarily lost my sense of smell and taste, so chocolate has lost its appeal.
*goes to slit wrists*
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:25, archived)
# *drools*
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:19, archived)
# hello duckling
I have no biscuits but I have a big grin..no wait, I have a big dopey expression on my face. An awesome day today and I'm staying up late so the day does not end :-)
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:25, archived)
# Aww, brilliant!
What happened? :)
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:33, archived)
# I remember seeing that a few weeks ago
On b3ta
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:09, archived)
# arse
is it bad form to then delete one's own thread - even if it's as bad as the replies imply?
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:13, archived)
# YES
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:18, archived)
# *winces*
*realises has acted like a n00b and accepts the jibes and slaps of passers-by*
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:22, archived)
# Not worth it's own thread
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:10, archived)
# does it tile?™
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:32, archived)
# while i'm sure somebody cares, i feel safe and indeed justified in saying
NOBODY CARES
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:10, archived)
# Why did you dial 999
And also ^this
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:11, archived)
# a pair of large guys had a fight with themselves and my front door
i've no idea why
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:17, archived)
# How bizzare
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:21, archived)
# i believe drinking had something to do with it
and a girl called Mandy
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:22, archived)
# Oh Mandy
well you came and you gave without taking, and I sent you away. *THUMP*
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:23, archived)
# if only...
;)
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:26, archived)
# bizarrely
my first porn memory (I may have seen porn before, but the one that stuck in my mind first) was a black-and-white computer animation entitled "oh, Mandy!"
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:26, archived)
# Wonder if that bloke got any blood on his front door
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:12, archived)
# indeed
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:16, archived)
# *power chords*
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:11, archived)
# what is that wonderful creature?
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:14, archived)
# Dunno
but he sure can play piano.
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:21, archived)
# He can play the honky tonk like anything..
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:23, archived)
# is it odd that I find this image perfectly normal now?
:)
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:33, archived)
# My, there's a lot of ...
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:11, archived)
# I'm Batman!
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:12, archived)
# TO THE MANMOBILE
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:29, archived)
# Gameshow host hair
ARF!
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:33, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:37, archived)
#
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:15, archived)
# Great place for an irrelevant TJ
Is Totally Viral made by B3tans? I've just seen Sheep, Sundae girl and Weebl in the space of 30 seconds. And has anyone seen that wierd skinny bloke on childrens BBC? It's all the stuff they can show before the watershed! When did B3ta take over the telly?! I might invest in one and tear myself away from t'interweb at this rate!
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:15, archived)
# Indirectly is it, yeah.
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:16, archived)
# Tidy.
so who is responsible for warping fragile little minds on CBBC? I want to shake that social deviant's hand, or other appendage/protrubrence/anomaly
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:21, archived)
# You can probably blame Jonti for that.
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:25, archived)
# B3ta is more widely observed than 'respectable folk' let on
This turned out to be a bit of a result for a certain someone, when he was alerted to it

The Saturday Times
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:23, archived)
# Yeah
GTA MSNed me to let me know. You heard anything back from them?
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:28, archived)
# A noble man with the result
but for him to convay the details,

I reckon :)
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:36, archived)
# Oooh, was it a nicky nicky then?
The cheeky scamps...

To be fair, I'd prefer to have my pictures stolen by the Times than Nuts or FHM, but it's still not on.
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:38, archived)
# Can't wait to see one in the Daily Mail
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:42, archived)
# That's just the same as Nuts and FHM though isn't it?
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:44, archived)
# True
when it comes to average reader IQ anyway, I read the Sport like the rest of the intelligensia.
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:51, archived)
# Eeeep!
Does that mean I have coined the phrase 'nicky nicky'?!
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:42, archived)
# Ah shite, I thought I'd heard it somewhere
I thought I was being witty and creative =[
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:44, archived)
# Well figure
A long time 'respected' columnist plucks something off b3ta as part of his current affairs blog

he just forgot to pay for it along the way, until reminded

but still, makes you wonder, besides all the megenta cock, our efforts reach the main stream
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:57, archived)
#
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:17, archived)
# Gerroff, ya ol'slag!

Love the eyes.
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:21, archived)
# haha
i likes that
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:36, archived)
# Fuckmunch.
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:19, archived)
# HELLORMAL
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:24, archived)
# HAY DER!
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:26, archived)
# hmm
I seem have arrived just in time to see two silly posts!

what silly posts!
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:30, archived)
# ....
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:53, archived)
# Oh hai popular ham!
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:55, archived)