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maybe my skim-reading of the board was inadequate...

...but has anyone noticed the news story about the 61-year-old man who punched an 8-year-old trick-or-treater in the face?

(my, that's a lot of hyphens.)

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sanityclause is waiting until, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:07, archived)

There sure are a lot of pictures on /talk tonight...

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:08, archived)

/talk is a strange place, i dont understand it

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:12, archived)

Nobody understands it.

It doesn't exist...

Not tonight anyway, apparently...

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:12, archived)

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sanityclause is waiting until, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:15, archived)

Actually I do recognise him

He was on this site for a while, maybe you should read it

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:17, archived)

calm down dear

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:18, archived)

*takes a deep breath*

Cheers love =]

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:19, archived)

sorry.

yes I should. have.

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sanityclause is waiting until, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:24, archived)

*slaps wrists*

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:25, archived)

ooh.

I like that. Do it again.

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sanityclause is waiting until, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:28, archived)

*retires to bunker*

*boils kettle*

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:09, archived)

Coffee with milk for me please

I have no biscuits, but I have some things that aren't Cornettos. I call them Tescettos, cos that's where they're from.

I trust that is satisfactory?

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in vino veritas, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:11, archived)

I have just made a chocolate cake

We can have that with tea or coffee.

I have also brewed a jug of decaff coffee.

*unlocks bunker*

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:13, archived)

what,

no carrot cake?
good job i brought some jaffas

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:16, archived)

FUCK

I forgot to buy jaffas!

I was going to drink them tonight!!!

I'll get them tomorrow, but won't be able to do it until sunday, dinner parties and jaffa puke usually don't go hand in hand..

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:18, archived)

unless

you live in a wacky '70's sitcom

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:19, archived)

*travels through time*

Ooh, wicked.

Cheers for the tip!

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:20, archived)

is your boss invited?

or the vicar?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:22, archived)

Neither.

MWAHAHAHAHA.

I truly am a bastard.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:23, archived)

then you don't have to worry

about committing some dreadful faux-pas that could lose you your job.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:26, archived)

True.

However, I am hosting/cooking/cleaning for friends, it might not go down too well...

I shall have the marvelous jaffashake on sunday =]

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:27, archived)

nibbles are your friends

keep 'em busy while you finish the cooking! make sure no-one has more than 2 drinks before dinner, though, they probably won't have eaten all day and you don't want drunken idiots ruining all your hard work, do you?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:30, archived)

I'm not spending too long cooking =P

10 minutes max for the starter, 30 minutes max for the main, about 30 seconds max for the dessert.

Piss easy stuff ^_^

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:34, archived)

wish i'd done that!

terrine with rocket salad starter, beef wellington main and raspberry pavlova dessert. took fucking ages!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:37, archived)

Heh

Those are some pretty slow cooking dishes..

I've got mixed bean filo parcels with sweet pepper and cherry tomato salad for starter, salmon steaks with a creamy cucumber sauce with new potatoes and green beans with parsley and butter sauce for the main, and a raspberry sorbet for dessert.

Nice and quick ^_^

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:41, archived)

bugger!

i love sorbet!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:43, archived)

It's reeeally easy to make!

Just whack some frozen berries in a blender with some Ribena for a few seconds, and it's sorted =]

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:48, archived)

i might give that a try

when i can taste again!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:51, archived)

Good luck with that

and don't forget we want pictures!

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:28, archived)

Oh you knows it =]

It shall be my first ever RPS methinks =]

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:34, archived)

'nings Pot

Any chance of a slyce of cayke?

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:17, archived)

Cake all round

I never end up eating it all myself anyway :)

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:27, archived)

Have a biscuit

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:16, archived)

OOOOOOOH

My favourite kind of chocolate ON A BISCUIT??
I made cookies with G&B dark and white, they were wonderful. I've never seen the ready-made biscuits though.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:18, archived)

I am eating them right now

I shave the dark choc onto their vanilla ice cream. It's fucking wonderful!

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:20, archived)

They make ice cream too?

WHY WAS I NOT INFORMED OF THIS?

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:22, archived)

ha!

your pics of delicious biccies will not phase me today, i have temporarily lost my sense of smell and taste, so chocolate has lost its appeal.
*goes to slit wrists*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:25, archived)

*drools*

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:19, archived)

hello duckling

I have no biscuits but I have a big grin..no wait, I have a big dopey expression on my face. An awesome day today and I'm staying up late so the day does not end :-)

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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:25, archived)

Aww, brilliant!

What happened? :)

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in vino veritas, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:33, archived)

I remember seeing that a few weeks ago

On b3ta

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davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:09, archived)

arse

is it bad form to then delete one's own thread - even if it's as bad as the replies imply?

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sanityclause is waiting until, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:13, archived)

YES

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:18, archived)

*winces*

*realises has acted like a n00b and accepts the jibes and slaps of passers-by*

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sanityclause is waiting until, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:22, archived)

Not worth it's own thread

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:10, archived)

does it tile?™

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:32, archived)

while i'm sure somebody cares, i feel safe and indeed justified in saying

NOBODY CARES

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:10, archived)

Why did you dial 999

And also ^this

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:11, archived)

a pair of large guys had a fight with themselves and my front door

i've no idea why

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:17, archived)

How bizzare

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:21, archived)

i believe drinking had something to do with it

and a girl called Mandy

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:22, archived)

Oh Mandy

well you came and you gave without taking, and I sent you away. *THUMP*

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:23, archived)

if only...

;)

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:26, archived)

bizarrely

my first porn memory (I may have seen porn before, but the one that stuck in my mind first) was a black-and-white computer animation entitled "oh, Mandy!"

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sanityclause is waiting until, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:26, archived)

Wonder if that bloke got any blood on his front door

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in vino veritas, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:12, archived)

indeed

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:16, archived)

*power chords*

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:11, archived)

what is that wonderful creature?

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:14, archived)

Dunno

but he sure can play piano.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:21, archived)

He can play the honky tonk like anything..

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:23, archived)

is it odd that I find this image perfectly normal now?

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:33, archived)

My, there's a lot of ...

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:11, archived)

I'm Batman!

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:12, archived)

TO THE MANMOBILE

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:29, archived)

Gameshow host hair

ARF!

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:33, archived)

hahahaha

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:37, archived)

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:15, archived)

Great place for an irrelevant TJ

Is Totally Viral made by B3tans? I've just seen Sheep, Sundae girl and Weebl in the space of 30 seconds. And has anyone seen that wierd skinny bloke on childrens BBC? It's all the stuff they can show before the watershed! When did B3ta take over the telly?! I might invest in one and tear myself away from t'interweb at this rate!

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Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:15, archived)

Indirectly is it, yeah.

EDIT: Although the b3ta TV pilot is here.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:16, archived)

Tidy.

so who is responsible for warping fragile little minds on CBBC? I want to shake that social deviant's hand, or other appendage/protrubrence/anomaly

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Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:21, archived)

You can probably blame Jonti for that.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:25, archived)

B3ta is more widely observed than 'respectable folk' let on

This turned out to be a bit of a result for a certain someone, when he was alerted to it

The Saturday Times

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Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:23, archived)

Yeah

GTA MSNed me to let me know. You heard anything back from them?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:28, archived)

A noble man with the result

but for him to convay the details,

I reckon :)

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Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:36, archived)

Oooh, was it a nicky nicky then?

The cheeky scamps...

To be fair, I'd prefer to have my pictures stolen by the Times than Nuts or FHM, but it's still not on.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:38, archived)

Can't wait to see one in the Daily Mail

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Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:42, archived)

That's just the same as Nuts and FHM though isn't it?

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:44, archived)

True

when it comes to average reader IQ anyway, I read the Sport like the rest of the intelligensia.

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Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:51, archived)

Eeeep!

Does that mean I have coined the phrase 'nicky nicky'?!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:42, archived)

Ah shite, I thought I'd heard it somewhere

I thought I was being witty and creative =[

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:44, archived)

Well figure

A long time 'respected' columnist plucks something off b3ta as part of his current affairs blog

he just forgot to pay for it along the way, until reminded

but still, makes you wonder, besides all the megenta cock, our efforts reach the main stream

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Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:57, archived)

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:17, archived)

Gerroff, ya ol'slag!

Love the eyes.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:21, archived)

haha

i likes that

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:36, archived)

Fuckmunch.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:19, archived)

HELLORMAL

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:24, archived)

HAY DER!

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Ttssattsr, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:26, archived)

hmm

I seem have arrived just in time to see two silly posts!

what silly posts!

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:30, archived)

....

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:53, archived)

Oh hai popular ham!

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 30 Nov 2007, 23:55, archived)