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# Animash? =[
AND GROLSCH IS NOT A BEER. IT IS A LAGER.

BEER IS BROWN WITH A HEAD.

IT IS ALSO NICER, AND HAS A VARIETY OF FLAVOURS AND AROMAS, RATHER THAN 'LAGER' FLAVOUR.
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# Worlurds fred.
AND, YEAH, YEAH I DIDN'T FEEL LIKE BEING SPECIFICS.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 0:16, archived)
# SPECIFICS ARE KEY.
You haven't lived until you've had a nice beer, rather than a piss lager.

You can have a dark bitter, with a mellow toffee aftertaste.

You can have a lighter beer with a peachy aroma.

WHY THE SHIT WOULD YOU CHOOSE GROLSCH OVER THESE SUCH FLAVOURS.
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# Because I'm not 50 years old
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# LIES
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# *checks surroundings*
student digs, yeah I'm definitely not 50, unless I'm here to fix the fridge.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 0:28, archived)
# I feel like an old knob now..
Although, I couldn't find any, I'm settling for Dr Pepper, because there's fuck all around here.

However, I'm fairly sure I'm younger than you, which is pretty bollocks =[
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 1 Dec 2007, 0:34, archived)
# aww, well if you are younger it seems you've levelled yourself out
to a good age.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 0:38, archived)
# Is 50 a good age to level myself out to at 18? =[
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 1 Dec 2007, 0:41, archived)
# your age and taste in drink makes you nearly 30
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# Shit, I need a job...
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# Ha!
so your suggesting only boring old farts in twilight of their lives appreciate the subtle complexities of an Old Peculier, for instance, or a Wells Bombardier? hhhhmmmmm? is that about the size of it?

I don't know, the youth of today, running round injecting marijuana, sniffing fermented shit till they hallucinate, getting tanked up on 17 pints of wifebeater! probably laugh right in yer face and happyslap you for offering 'em a Black Sheep!? bastards!
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#
Animash
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# what is lager a kind of?
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# Urine =]
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# You speak the truth
I am currently supping on some lovely badger beer
it is the bestest of all beers :)
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 0:21, archived)
# =]
I fancy a nice beer now..
I think I've got a bottle of Fiddlers Elbow hiding away in the cupboard somewhere, I'm tempted to go lookie =]
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# GO!
I command you
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# *goes*
I SHALL RAID =]
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 1 Dec 2007, 0:28, archived)
# i had a nice beer before
it was a bottle of cruzcampo lager
and i'm a bitter-drinker by nature
but the other stuff's not all piss, you know
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 0:33, archived)
# There are some nice lagers
I shall admit.

But the ratio of nice beers to nice lagers is probably around 10:1 =]
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 1 Dec 2007, 0:39, archived)
# That's a startling statistic
because while I've had a number of nice lagers I've still never met a beer that wasn't utter wankhat.

This is, of course, personal opinion though. I suspect that comes in to it somewhere ;)
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# STATISTICS™
Of course, I am speaking entirely of opinion =]

However, I have encountered many a shitty lager, and many a nice beer.

Perhaps it's just my upbringing though, there are several breweries around here.

I still prefer cider over it all though, Somerset does that to a lad =]
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# Budvar
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# Thank you.
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# lager has a flav!
yessh
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# Lager is piss.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 0:26, archived)
# Guiness is piss,
the drink not Alec.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 0:29, archived)
# No.
Guinness is lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 0:41, archived)
# yay to MrPineapple
lager = wee.
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