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# Nazibird can't poo.
He's had his anus surgically removed.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 17:49, archived)
# and thus makes significantly less for the porn films he does!
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 17:50, archived)
# No, he has it redirected through his penis.
So he makes a killing
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 17:52, archived)
# i know i'd pay to see that!
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 17:54, archived)
# His effluent is eloquent
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 17:56, archived)
# yr talking shit
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 18:05, archived)
# That's the turd time today!
/irish
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 18:06, archived)
# i know, what a dump
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 18:09, archived)
# I need a shit
couldn't think of anything better
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 18:10, archived)
# you're fucking fired
OUT OF THE PUN CLUB
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 18:16, archived)
# excrete* me, but I CAN'T be fired.
*Jar Jar Binks
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 18:17, archived)
# Ok you're back sorry for being so anal
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 18:51, archived)
# But that's still pooing, even if it is out of his cock...

(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 17:58, archived)
# If only there were a song about that
Perhaps with accompanying animation...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 17:59, archived)
# Rob put "sleep at me" instead of "sleep with me"
in the animation
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 17:59, archived)
# if its monodirectional sleeping, is it rape?
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 18:07, archived)
# Not if he shouts "SURPRISE!" first
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 18:07, archived)
# That would be indeed ace.
But alas! There is no such song with accompanying animation!
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 18:00, archived)
# I seriously thought he meant "if I could shit my cock out of my arse"
when I first heard it. I was wondering why he'd be so pleased about it.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 18:02, archived)
# oh noes
colostomgogy bag nazi bird will empty his sack on you!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 17:50, archived)