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[challenge entry] Ho, Ho, Ho!

THAT will teach her.

From the Alternative Xmas Cards challenge. See all 279 entries (closed)

(hoopyfrood really knows where his towel is, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 23:10, archived)
# don;t understand it
but that is awesome
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 6 Dec 2007, 23:11, archived)
#
Hm, I was afraid of that. That's what you get when you try to pun as a foreigner ...
Santa always says "Ho, Ho, Ho!", doesn't he? And "hoe" IS a rude synomyn for "whore" ... I thought.
(hoopyfrood really knows where his towel is, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 23:17, archived)
# Ho is slang for whore
Hoe is a garden tool
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Thu 6 Dec 2007, 23:19, archived)
# Seems like I'm a bit stupid.
Well, it's the thought that counts, isn't it?
(hoopyfrood really knows where his towel is, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 23:26, archived)
# i don't think there's a prescribed spelling
though ho is more commonly seen
and it looks better that way on the picture
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 23:42, archived)
# ^
this
(I helped save b3ta! giftedweasel forgot what he was going to type on, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 23:27, archived)
# that is brilliant
*crosses off the 'compo ideas' list*
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 23:13, archived)
# A nappy headed hoe . . . no doubt !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 23:13, archived)
# I'm guessing hoopyfrood is a DNA statement:P
*glees*

I had peeps round today who on leaving told me I was up for loads of awards for my hostel:D

EDIT: Why is it what peeps with DNA related usernames never know who DNA is:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 23:14, archived)
# Great . . . awards for your awards always a good thing !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 23:22, archived)
# I took a crack house over about 3 years ago and it's now one of the leading backpackers hostels in London
I had no idea that we were up for awards but it really makes the work I put into the place worthwhile.

I have a warm fuzzy feeling inside. That would be the case of celebratory wine that I got though:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 23:25, archived)
# since arriving in Buenos Aires
I have a burning desire to start a hostel on my return
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 23:28, archived)
# That's the spirits ! Cheers !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 23:29, archived)
# Because they're
so unhip it's a wonder their bums don't fall off.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 23:23, archived)
# Don't have their towels!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 23:25, archived)
# I guess we usually call him Douglas Adams rather than acronymizing it.
 
Come to think of it the only author I've seen referred to by an acronym is GBS, and even that's annoying
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 1:40, archived)
# Pffffffft
You magnificent bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 23:51, archived)
# Hahaha
I think we've found a winner
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 23:55, archived)