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# i have wanked to:
tranny porn, straight porn, gay porn, obese porn, clown porn, piss porn, dinosaur porn, death porn, disease porn.

maybe some others.
(, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 7:05, archived)
# *faps at the mere thought of the choice*
(, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 7:06, archived)
# the internet is your friend.
(, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 7:08, archived)
# haha
I think I've seen that dinosaur porn...disease porn sounds fun to make (from a special effects and set design point of view).
(, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 7:08, archived)
# dinosaur porn
is fucking great ! I love those videos
(, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 7:10, archived)
# I mean really, porn is not half as good as it should be unless your laughing at yourself for coming
(, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 7:12, archived)
# i clicked this post
(, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 8:06, archived)
# i have a link to the dinosaur porn in my profile.
disease porn wasn't so much fun: i saw it when AIDS was just being diagnosed and one actor had a weird lesion on his body. later i recognised it as kaposi's sarcoma.

but fake disease porn would be fun. leper porn in particular.
(, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 7:12, archived)
# Leper porn sucks. Endless "Keep the tip" jokes and the like.
... so they say.
(, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 7:14, archived)
# i should have expected that.
i was hoping for limbs falling off and being inserted.
(, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 7:18, archived)
# o_O
'wanks anyway'

'edit' oh god, I didn't think it would exist, curiosity got the better of me and I looked

Not exactly suitable for work
Nazi Porn FTW
(, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 7:14, archived)
# ugh
i'm on the work laptop. which given that i'm in germany is issued by a german company. perhaps i should have thought twice before clicking on a link even to a google image search for nazi porn. that might not go down too well if they go through the logs...
(, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 9:22, archived)
# YES
Though I wonder if zombie porn has already used up that material.

Or Reanimator, for that matter.
(, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 7:16, archived)
# cor!
I prefer female goatse-ing :o

Ning all!
(, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 7:08, archived)
# Mroing!
You're up early!
(, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 7:09, archived)
# Work lunch at 2.30pm
something to do with xmas?... anyhoo, they're making us do an extra hour for it, the tight fisted cunts.

How are we? Seen some braw anims from you lately meester!
(, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 7:10, archived)
# Eww, that's a bit harsh..
I am fine thankee sir, and thanks a lot =D

I'm currently working on a continuation of the finger chop thang, which is being a bit of a bugger, as I'm having to erase 70% of the stuff on 101 frames individually...

What about yourself? All well? Other than the horrible bastard work stuff, obviously.

(, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 7:14, archived)
# aye, not bad
on the bright side, lunch is in the pub!
then it's back to b3ta for the evening, of course
(, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 7:16, archived)
# Ooh, I haven't had a pub lunch in a long while!
Also, I'm loving the selections of MP3s this is giving me.

First Breakfast at Tiffany's by Deep Blue Something, now it's Here I Go Again by Whitesnake.

For once, iTunes does something remotely useful!
(, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 7:21, archived)
# there's a freak on our local craigslist who daily posts the same fem-goatse pic.
not a sight i enjoy.
(, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 7:13, archived)
# Haha
craigslist is full of freaks (which is why I love it), I sold a car on their ages ago and had some random 'women' saying they wanted me to marry them and take them to the UK from the Phillipines :s
(, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 7:22, archived)
# i target idiots there.
i knew i was obsessed when i created new gmail and hushmail accounts just to fuck with people.
(, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 7:33, archived)